Explain the AH Quote

"Oh, buy some frozen chunk of ice and dirt at the tip of South America's penis for a million dollars in exchange for the Rio Grande. Real fucking good deal we got! Real fucking good deal!"
James K. Polk sarcastically replies to the Spanish Empire's offer of Patagonia in exchange for not taking any part of New Spain.

"On my own, I may be Napoleon. On his own, Hitler may be Bismark. But together, we are Charlemange!"
- Emperor Pierre Laval