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Bill Gates defends appearance at American Nazi Party conference, blames Terrence Bollea for spreading "misinterpretations"

Gates headed for a low profile business meeting at a hotel gets off the elevator on the wrong floor & is photographed passing the door of the nazi party conf. Later a Gates aide is fired.
 
After his heroic achievements in the Dardanelles, Winston Churchill was given the title Duke of London. In 1964, a crisis breaks out after the collapse of the Weimar government in Germany causes a furor over whether to support the new Communist government, causing the Parliament to be hung. After much deliberation, the compromise choice is Winston Churchill, who was currently serving in the House of Lords. This is unprecedented because at 89 Churchill is the oldest Prime Minister ever and is the first peer chosen since 1902.

Bill Gates defends appearance at American Nazi Party conference, blames Terrence Bollea for spreading "misinterpretations"

Oh come on, that was an episode of South Park.

Just kidding, offering an alternative explanation to the one Carl posted, similar to the episode where the National Man/Boy Love Association and the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes were holding meetings in the same hotel.
 
Welp, we don't have a headline, so let's see what headlinesmasher gives us...

Hulk Hogan Joins Cast of "The Twilight Zone"

Welp... have fun!
 
As the title says. A famous wrestler decided to give up his career on wrestling and chose to cast for the aforementioned show.

Patients' lives are being sold on eBay for $1M (generated on headlinesmasher.com)
 
It's kind of funny two headlines in a row wound up having Hulk Hogan in them by accident.

Patients' lives are being sold on eBay for $1M (generated on headlinesmasher.com)

Doctors have started selling their services out on eBay, which in TTL pivoted to a "gig economy" site. This is an article drawing attention to this problem, as some highly qualified doctors have started offering their services for very high prices to seriously ill patients.

Dr. Mario World Is a Body Blow to Far-Right Populism (found on headlinesmasher.com)
 
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