early American colonists comfortably pro-masturbation?

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And they're just as religious, that's the challenge. Just for whatever reason, they are practical in this regard.

And bonus points if colonists are also indifferent and relaxed about female masturbation. And perhaps sometimes an Aunt or older woman gives brief tips to a younger woman, but it's something quietly acknowledged and generally not talked about publicly.
 
I was going to suggest we get them to spend long times alone or way from the opposite sex (long hunting trips? isolated holdouts? something) but I'll be honest and say not only did that most certainly happen as a part of life anyways but I don't think getting them to pleasure themselves is going to help make the more supportive of it, and I highly doubt anyone but the staunchest puritans really refrained from it, regardless of supposed public and personal opinion.
 
I'm happy my family didn't give me "tips" on how to give self pleasure. That would have been a dreadful discussion. I bet if it were a common experience for colonial Americans it'd make most not bother with the habit.
 
You could have propaganda posters like:

Be a yank and have a wank. :)

John Adams "I am a Master Debator and Masturbater" :D

Uncle Sam needs you ... to wank ;)

There is already enought tension between us and britain, so please release yours. :p

And then simple ...... John HANCOCK, its not only his signatute that is big :cool:
 
I'm happy my family didn't give me "tips" on how to give self pleasure. That would have been a dreadful discussion. I bet if it were a common experience for colonial Americans it'd make most not bother with the habit.
That's why it would be an Aunt or Uncle, and not parents. And an occasional passing comment, not a long, tedious discussion.
 
That's why it would be an Aunt or Uncle, and not parents. And an occasional passing comment, not a long, tedious discussion.

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I'm happy my family didn't give me "tips" on how to give self pleasure. That would have been a dreadful discussion. I bet if it were a common experience for colonial Americans it'd make most not bother with the habit.

Why, sitting around the camp fire hearing how Grandpa likes to have grandma wrap a plastic bag over his head :)

Instead of passing down jewellry, your grandparents can give you their sex toys and gimp costumes lol

This isn't alternate history. This is disgusting.

In 1775, a British doctor bans a young colonial boy to not masterbate as it is unnatural, the boy dies leading to the American War of Pro-Masturbation and Independence.
 
And thank you for all the fun. I particularly like the "Be a Yank . . . "

Seriously, I think masturbation's kind of a key hinge point. Not only might we begin to deal with sexuality issues in realistic and constructive ways sometime before the later decades of the 20th Century for crying out loud!

There is something to the pop psychology that someone who is not sexuality conflicted and constrained is lightly to be more open-hearted, more broad-minded, less judgmental of others, etc. This might have put weight on the scale, and with some other luck, we don't go the way of massacres against Native Americans. We don't go the way of slavery replacing indentured servitude. We go another way.
 

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No its not. Its you acting like a creep. This is pretty much the same thing as the guy who posted a challenge about enslaving young women as "pets" being a normal, accepted part of society.

There are websites for this dude, this isn't one of them.
 
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