Thats the reason why for decades the standard greeting for foreign immigrants walking the gang plank to first land in Canada would be a smiling mountie with the following greeting.A number of Canadians also see firearms as a useful
tool to prevent themselves or their loved ones from being eaten
One of the few ways civilians in Canada can sometimes get a permit to carry a handgun (with many restrictions) pertains to self defence against wild animals. (They are reportedly only issued to those who have a professional or work reason to be in the back country and can't use a rifle or shotgun for that purpose.)
" Welcome to Canada. Here is a 10gauge shotgun for when you run into the small bears. And here is a handgun in the event you encounter one of the larger rounds. Remember to save your family the suffering before saving yourself the same fate. And here is a flamethrower for when you encounter the odd Wendigo.
Remember the siren sounds at sundown and plays again at sun up. If you were foolish enough to not immediately seek shelter before the sundown siren in the event that you're partially eaten cadaver is ever found your surviving loved ones will be fined in your place for littering.
And between the months of August to June Remember your house will be buried in at least 40 Feet of snow. If you are the odd duck that doesn't maintain the average 11 month supply of ammunition, Kraft Dinner, fuel, and whiskey its a good idea to beforehand come up with a list ranking your children by how much you love them versus their caloric value. Saves a lot of time.
Welcome to Canada.".