*static*
"grss. . .is. . .kytzzs. . .sure?"
*more static*
"Got it! I told you it was three left not right. . . .Ahem, this is agent Centauri. We have successfully entered Dimension 398. We appear to be in an abandoned maintenance tunnel for an underground. Further research is being taken underway. What? . . . Oh, good work. We're picking up radia signals. We will begin studies to determine Point of Divergence. Verification make take some time, as we will finding a relatively unbiased source."
*static*
"Gah!! That's sensitive equipment! Be careful..."
*transmission ends*