Denmark in CP, what happens to its colonies?

The fundamental point is--what casualties are you willing to take, once again "difficult"? We have seen this in warfare throughout the centuries--that's why the term "Pyrrhic victory" exists after all. And I'm not going to go into all the examples where the concept of casualties suffered versus what you're getting out of it played a major role in decision making both militarily and politically. Now, am I saying, "Britain invades Iceland = Central Powers victory", no, I'm not, and I never said that. In combination with whatever Denmark can muster for the CP? Possibly. Remember Sun Tzu: "There are roads which must not be followed, armies which must not be attacked, towns which must not be besieged, positions which must not be contested..."

Look I really don't think you actually use the word difficult like this.

If I have to punch a toddler that's easy okay. But if I have to punch a 100 toddlers it's difficult. But each INDIVIDUAL TODDLER is still an easy task. Now if what you're saying that WW1 was difficult then yes WW1 is difficult. The addition of the Icelandic campaign makes WW1 more difficult (it does not change it from not difficult to difficult). But none of that makes the campaign itself difficult. 100 toddlers are difficult. 101 toddlers are difficult. The 101st toddler is not difficult. The fight is difficult for an individual toddler, but probably easy for the toddler size at large. The toddlers would have to make a lot of mistakes to lose to me and I have to do a lot of things well to win, if there's even any way I can. No one would genuinely say a toddler is a difficult fight.

That's exactly the point here--there's very, very few battles (if any) in that theatre the Japanese could have in some way won. But they were there, and the US strategy demanded they fight there. Likewise, Iceland (and Faroes) is there, and voices will be raised demanding they be captured or neutralised. Like the island hopping campaign, there were ways of neutralising the threat an island might post besides an all-out invasion. I think I've stated multiple times that naval bombardment is an option, and probably a saner one for a place like Greenland or even the Faroes. I'm not sure if Iceland can be totally neutralised by naval bombardment, but it can deal enough damage to reduce the threat. And make no mistake, any sane British general isn't going for a land invasion of Iceland without checking all the other option. Not that the Royal Navy is totally safe, since this affects the ships fighting U-Boat patrols, ships which could be used elsewhere for other tasks--engaging in offensive operations against Iceland or the Faroes invites possibilities for the Germans to exploit.

So now that you're talking about naval bombardment are you saying that you randomly made up a scenario to exclude naval bombardment even though every naval commander would naval bombard just so you could randomly say an Icelandic invasion was difficult? Because yes, I would say if you don't have any boats, invading Iceland would be difficult. Probably impossible, I can't imagine anyone can swim that.

I don't think I've been clear enough about potentials for CP victory on Iceland--it isn't so much they can win as they can avoid losing, and that means if Britain withdraws. In some conflicts that would be a possibility, but knowing WWI, extremely unlikely for this one. But an Iceland battle does affect things in the grand scheme of things for the conflict. And historical memory will play a huge role in what happens post-war, to the point where, if Britain, Iceland, Denmark, believe it was a difficult campaign and a bloodbath (it will be, for reasons I've said), then it effectively was a difficult battle based on the impact historical memory will play on things to come. The role of the British general, however likely his odds of victory are (near 100% if not 100%), is to minimise casualties to make the campaign as less bad as it has to be. And once again knowing WWI, that'll be a tall order.

Look, Britain backed down after WW2 and cost themselves millions in the COD war, all literally to stop Iceland from leaving NATO. Why with any reasoning would Britain ever withdraw from Iceland during an active war? As you rightly say, not a chance. And as my analogy shows just because you lose more than you should doesn't mean it is difficult. If I the toddlers lose 20 or 30 toddlers when fighting me, it doesn't ever mean it was difficult from them. Also no, how exactly does Iceland ever become a bloodbath? Even if even every man on the island was weaponize that is nothing, I repeat nothing, compared to stuff like the Somme. You're not going to have trenches in Iceland and trenches kill more people than guerrilla tactics.

I said that and I stand by it. I've added a lot more to our discussion since my first post. I think with your response involving deportations, sending in settlers, etc., we are presuming a scenario where Iceland will be hostile and clearly on the defenders' side which affects all of my responses since. And from there, I think our main disagreement is on the meaning of the word "difficult" in context to warfare. Which, I think we might be writing a bit too much on what ultimately amounts to semantics.

I was very clear this was semantic when you started using difficult weirdly.

Can an Icelandic/Danish/German general win an Iceland campaign? Highly, highly doubtful. I believe if things went right (both for preparations as well as the course of battle on both sides), they could inflict enough casualties to force a withdrawal. But this is WWI with generals feeding lives into a meatgrinder. Yes, any British general/admiral can win an Iceland campaign. But it will be difficult, for the same reason the US remembers Iwo Jima as a difficult battle even though Iwo Jima's result was never in doubt. And it isn't just popular memory--it's fact that leadership (political and military) will look at the campaign and ask the leadership serious questions about it which will have butterfly effects on promotions, assignments, etc. as well as the individual soldiers and officers involved who might live, might die, end up being different people. What goes on in an Iceland/Faroes campaign is setting loose a swarm of butterflies, if not directly affecting the result of the war in the grand scheme of things.

Look costly and difficult is not the same. For example, pushing a button that cuts off your arm and gives you a chocolate bar. It is costly to push that button, and you lose a lot, but there's no skill involved in pushing a button. Even on the Wiki page at no point does it say the battle was difficult. The only reason people talk about is whether it was worth it or not, that's yet again, not the same as being difficult. Was it worth it to push that button, was the chocolate bar worth an arm? I will always remember the costly decision of choosing to push that button.

And no one is going to disagree with the strategic value of Iceland, consider how much the Cod Wars cost again, any rioting about that?

I am not, and have never made the point that Iceland being stupidly aggressive towards the UK would not involve butterflies.

I don't know if Iceland is doable. Seems like something the US would rather have as a client state rather than deal with assimilating a restless population that doesn't speak English. Greenland and the DWI definitely, though.

I'm not sure if you know much of the USA's history but I can tell you that they've assimilated many times the population of Iceland, hostile and otherwise. You don't think they spoke English in Louisiana did you?
 

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Denmark would not on own initiative join the CPs - or the Entente - the armed neutrality was strictly adhered to - but de facto Denmark was a German vassal and the role of the Danish armed forces was to protect the German North flank. As WW I broke out the Danes on German request mined the Baltic entrances. It violated international law but King Christian wrote a personal letter to King George saying something like: " Sorry old chap, but I had to, nothing personal!"

The "most easy" way to have Denmark join the CPs would be the British trying their Baltic Plan or something similar. It is a good question if said plan ever was meant seriously or just Adm. Fisher's plan to legitimise some experimental warship designs, but with Churchill in charge of the Admiralty I would not exclude anything.

At the outbreak of WWI 50.000 men were mobilised to man the comprehensive fortifications around Copenhagen and with full mobilisation that could be appr.doubled to form five Infantry Divisions and support troops, practically all to be placed around Copenhagen. The fortifications around Copenhagen were quite strong for the time but too close on the city to protect it from being shelled by modern artillery. It did include very heavy artillery, the biggest guns being 356mm/14" and intended for blocking the Oeresund. The Navy was focussed on laying and protecting minefields and included a large number of torpedoboats and coastal submarines.

A British attack on Denmark would have been a very difficult operation and would have taken a force at least as big as that engeged at OTL Gallipoli, but the tricky part is that Germany relatively easy can reinforce the Danes from behind the minefields. If UK had attacked I'm not in doubt that they would have been ressisted (with a lot of 1801/1807 "spicing") and German "offers" of assistance accepted.

It would no doubt have meant the immediate loss of all Danish overseas possessions. The Danish Virgin Island had a small security force and an old cruiser (Valkyrien) but none of the Danish possesions could defend themselves from anything but rebels. Iceland would probably have welcomed the opportunity to declare itself independent and they should be warmly thanked for it by the Danish taxpayers, and the Faroe Islands and Greenland be suggested to follow suit ASAP. The 25 million US $ paid in OTL for the Danish Virgin Islands will of course be missing but the lost expenses on the North Atlantic possessions will compensate in a couple of decades.

If someone in the Danish Government had been really smart he would have provoked the British to taking all overseas possessions but giving up on the silly Baltic plan...
 
So now that you're talking about naval bombardment are you saying that you randomly made up a scenario to exclude naval bombardment even though every naval commander would naval bombard just so you could randomly say an Icelandic invasion was difficult? Because yes, I would say if you don't have any boats, invading Iceland would be difficult. Probably impossible, I can't imagine anyone can swim that.

No I didn't. I'm saying there are two options--naval bombardment, or land invasion. And I gave a scenario for both.

Look, Britain backed down after WW2 and cost themselves millions in the COD war, all literally to stop Iceland from leaving NATO. Why with any reasoning would Britain ever withdraw from Iceland during an active war? As you rightly say, not a chance. And as my analogy shows just because you lose more than you should doesn't mean it is difficult. If I the toddlers lose 20 or 30 toddlers when fighting me, it doesn't ever mean it was difficult from them. Also no, how exactly does Iceland ever become a bloodbath? Even if even every man on the island was weaponize that is nothing, I repeat nothing, compared to stuff like the Somme. You're not going to have trenches in Iceland and trenches kill more people than guerrilla tactics.

Proportionally I suspect you could have something just as bloody as some Western Front battles.

Look costly and difficult is not the same. For example, pushing a button that cuts off your arm and gives you a chocolate bar. It is costly to push that button, and you lose a lot, but there's no skill involved in pushing a button. Even on the Wiki page at no point does it say the battle was difficult. The only reason people talk about is whether it was worth it or not, that's yet again, not the same as being difficult. Was it worth it to push that button, was the chocolate bar worth an arm? I will always remember the costly decision of choosing to push that button.

And no one is going to disagree with the strategic value of Iceland, consider how much the Cod Wars cost again, any rioting about that?

I am not, and have never made the point that Iceland being stupidly aggressive towards the UK would not involve butterflies.

So again we're going on about the meaning of the word "difficult". I've seen "costly" and "difficult" used as synonyms for describing battles and wars in both history books and on Wikipedia, and I tend to use them in that manner too. At this point I don't think we're getting anywhere, and there's better threads on this site to argue about linguistics than this one.

I'm not sure if you know much of the USA's history but I can tell you that they've assimilated many times the population of Iceland, hostile and otherwise. You don't think they spoke English in Louisiana did you?

Because the history of immigrant communities in the US as well as the treatment given to the Louisiana French is really comparable to this situation.
 
No I didn't. I'm saying there are two options--naval bombardment, or land invasion. And I gave a scenario for both.

Under what scenario is naval bombardment not followed by land invasion? And when is a land invasion not started with naval bombardment?

Proportionally I suspect you could have something just as bloody as some Western Front battles.

Not a chance. You're talking about guerrilla tactics, go look at how many deaths the IRA caused, which is easily going to be the best comparison a tiny number of deaths. How is Iceland ever going to cause anything close to Western Front battles? This is what makes me think you're just insane rather than defining the word difficultly.

So again we're going on about the meaning of the word "difficult". I've seen "costly" and "difficult" used as synonyms for describing battles and wars in both history books and on Wikipedia, and I tend to use them in that manner too. At this point I don't think we're getting anywhere, and there's better threads on this site to argue about linguistics than this one.

What do you mean again? My very first point in replying to you was to think that an Icelandic campaign is difficult you would have to redefine the word difficult to be useless. If you meant to say costly then go back, edit your post and say it would be a costly campaign.

Because the history of immigrant communities in the US as well as the treatment given to the Louisiana French is really comparable to this situation.

You really hate real world evidence don't you? It must be fun to say that literally every other event in history is incomparable and so you can't look at anything for evidence yet you know exactly what would happen. Amazing.
 
Under what scenario is naval bombardment not followed by land invasion? And when is a land invasion not started with naval bombardment?

A raid? Is it not a valid tactic to shell a place and get the same or similar results you'd get if you sent in a bunch of troops and had to deal with the associated supply lines?

Not a chance. You're talking about guerrilla tactics, go look at how many deaths the IRA caused, which is easily going to be the best comparison a tiny number of deaths. How is Iceland ever going to cause anything close to Western Front battles? This is what makes me think you're just insane rather than defining the word difficultly.

Except this would be a series of battles against a standing garrison, over the span of months, in a hostile island, with hostile climate. Followed by perhaps a guerilla war that would be closer to the Taliban than the IRA.

And by casualties, I don't mean deaths, I mean the usual definition of casualties. Bringing up Attu again, 2,100 evacuated for disease and climate related injuries. And that wasn't even in the winter. With that in mind, proportionally you might have Western Front levels of casualties.

You really hate real world evidence don't you? It must be fun to say that literally every other event in history is incomparable and so you can't look at anything for evidence yet you know exactly what would happen. Amazing.

Right, so the US is totally going to act like Jim Crow-era Louisiana did to French speakers and try and force English language on a people it just randomly decided to colonise. Or maybe act like it did in this very era to German speakers and ban German language education in schooling, promote active discrimination against German Americans, subject German American homes to random searches and raids, etc. Which incidentally had a huge impact on assimilation of Germans in the US. There, did I give you enough real-world evidence?

No, I just prefer comparisons to be based on factual similarities, hence why Attu and Iwo Jima make a better comparison than the WWII invasion of Iceland.
 
A raid? Is it not a valid tactic to shell a place and get the same or similar results you'd get if you sent in a bunch of troops and had to deal with the associated supply lines?

Obviously I am talking about naval bombardment of Iceland. Why would the UK navally bombard Iceland then turn around and leave?f

Except this would be a series of battles against a standing garrison, over the span of months, in a hostile island, with hostile climate. Followed by perhaps a guerilla war that would be closer to the Taliban than the IRA.

Well good Taliban. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban_insurgency Yet again, nothing like the Western Front, and unsurprisingly trained soldiers lost less than Icelandic fishermen equivalents.

And by casualties, I don't mean deaths, I mean the usual definition of casualties. Bringing up Attu again, 2,100 evacuated for disease and climate related injuries. And that wasn't even in the winter. With that in mind, proportionally you might have Western Front levels of casualties.

So you think what proportion of people invading Iceland will be causalities? Every one? 75%? 50%?

Right, so the US is totally going to act like Jim Crow-era Louisiana did to French speakers and try and force English language on a people it just randomly decided to colonise. Or maybe act like it did in this very era to German speakers and ban German language education in schooling, promote active discrimination against German Americans, subject German American homes to random searches and raids, etc. Which incidentally had a huge impact on assimilation of Germans in the US. There, did I give you enough real-world evidence?

No, I just prefer comparisons to be based on factual similarities, hence why Attu and Iwo Jima make a better comparison than the WWII invasion of Iceland.

lol

1. Randomly?
2. Why wouldn't they? If they did it to Germans you think they wouldn't do it to Danes? Oh probably because they're scared of Danish super soldiers after killing 10 men for every one better to just give them their country back and let them go right into the arms of the Axis.
3. Oh yes, factual similarities, the invasion of Iceland is very dissimilar to an invasion of Iceland. Different countries involved, different geographies involved, different logistics involved. No similarities at all, how retarded of me.
 
Obviously I am talking about naval bombardment of Iceland. Why would the UK navally bombard Iceland then turn around and leave?

At this point I'm just repeating myself. "Is it not a valid tactic to shell a place and get the same or similar results you'd get if you sent in a bunch of troops and had to deal with the associated supply lines?"

Well good Taliban. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban_insurgency Yet again, nothing like the Western Front, and unsurprisingly trained soldiers lost less than Icelandic fishermen equivalents.

Still a better comparison than the IRA (which IRA were you referring to, anyway, the IRA of the Troubles or the IRA of the Irish War of Independence?). I already pointed out the capacity of Iceland to raise at least a few hundred soldiers--trained soldiers as good as any random Danish unit--plus local auxilliaries, plus any reinforcements from Germany or Denmark, so these are about as "fishermen" as the Royal Newfoundland Regiment were at that point.

So you think what proportion of people invading Iceland will be causalities? Every one? 75%? 50%?

Attu had over 25% casualty rate when counting weather-related injuries, about 11% directly related to the battle. Iceland would no doubt be comparable.

lol

1. Randomly?
2. Why wouldn't they? If they did it to Germans you think they wouldn't do it to Danes? Oh probably because they're scared of Danish super soldiers after killing 10 men for every one better to just give them their country back and let them go right into the arms of the Axis.
3. Oh yes, factual similarities, the invasion of Iceland is very dissimilar to an invasion of Iceland. Different countries involved, different geographies involved, different logistics involved. No similarities at all, how retarded of me.

1. Why colonise when you can set up a puppet regime as seen in Central America and the Caribbean in this same era?
2. Differences between your German-American and your Icelander. Let's see, one group were in the US out of their own volition (most having been born), most actually were patriotic Americans, and most went quietly. It doesn't take a genius to realise that absolutely none of that is present in what amounts to a colonisation attempt of Iceland. There was a little thing called the Philippine War. No in the US wants any sort of repeat of the Philippine War, especially when Iceland is a white country so they don't even have the excuse of brown-skinned locals not being able to govern themselves to colonise the place. But more realistically (and since you bring up the IRA), no one wants some "Icelandic Republican Army" hanging around either. Hence why the answer is to set up a puppet regime, like the US did all over Latin America.

Do you see where I'm coming from? You propose things that could be done, but no sane (or even most insane) politicians would never propose it because there are so many better ways of getting things done. What I described above is yet another instance of that. Generally, most people don't try and take the hardest and most out of the way road of doing things to solve problems.

3. I already pointed that out--can you really not see the difference between being invited in and having to force your way in? That's basically like saying "Operation Downfall couldn't have been too much harder than the Occupation of Japan was OTL".
 
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