DBWI What to do about the illegal American immigrants

NapoleonXIV

Banned
Look, I'm as compassionate as anyone but enough is enough. Immigration laws have a reason, you know and that reason is USA. They're flooding our Social Services, taking our jobs and voting in Liberals. These Illegal Americans have to go

I say we close the borders and send anyone who says "cahr" back to Nob Hill. Yankee go home.
 

Rockingham

Banned
Yeah, the Sublime Imperial Catholic Nation of Mexico is a real pussy about how it deals with those Protestant scum........

Forget about sending them back, use them as a source of forced labour:D.

Thats what thye'd do either way if we hadn't caught them anyway;).
 
Yeah, the Sublime Imperial Catholic Nation of Mexico is a real pussy about how it deals with those Protestant scum........

Forget about sending them back, use them as a source of forced labour:D.

Thats what thye'd do either way if we hadn't caught them anyway;).

Believe it or not, Mexico is very strict about immigration. It has to be for the benefit of Mexico, and penalties are harsh, enforcement thorough.
They might ignore people headed through Mexico to the US to some extent though.

Edit: I meant OOC, our timeline for this comment
 
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Believe it or not, Mexico is very strict about immigration. It has to be for the benefit of Mexico, and penalties are harsh, enforcement thorough.
They might ignore people headed through Mexico to the US to some extent though.
Who would want to go to the Union for a Socialist America, though? Except on their way through to the Corporate States of America, which rivals even India in terms of wealth?
 
Who would want to go to the Union for a Socialist America, though? Except on their way through to the Corporate States of America, which rivals even India in terms of wealth?

The Union of Socialist America is neither a Union, nor is it socialist. It descended into a hell hole of gang turfs and mafia feuding in no small part due to the CSA's early destabilization campaigns.

The CSA on the other hand has morphed into some kind of syndicalist corporate democracy morphing into what the USA once was.
 
Lucky for me, the Pacific Republic has no such problems. After all, how in the world do you cross a border where every single inch of it has movement sensing cameras? ;)

That said, we take in immigrants frequently. After all, the other Americas are so screwed up that its easy to see why people go West. :)
 
Its hard to get in when the entire border is covered with motion sensors? Are you high? (actually, it has been proven that 58% of pacificans do drugs, so I guess you are) A full 60% of that multi-billion dollar network is off line at any given moment. We only turn back an estimated 20% of those trying to cross the border. And of course our immigration policy is liberal, its better to know who these people are, but even with our extremely easy immigration process only 40% of our immigrants are legal.
 
Why would anyone go to the (dis)United States from Mexico, Great Power with the likes of China, Russia, Germany, and Britain is really a mystery. All, every inch of the united states, is a poor hellhole. The rich are all outside. It is imposible to refute this, as some American activists published the report by themselves. (It's not like they were supported by the Powers, either, they regularly try to undermine them).
OOC: Sorry, Ameriwankers. :p
Mexico needs to just put them into forced labor. All hail the Empire of Mexico!
 
Its hard to get in when the entire border is covered with motion sensors? Are you high? (actually, it has been proven that 58% of pacificans do drugs, so I guess you are) A full 60% of that multi-billion dollar network is off line at any given moment. We only turn back an estimated 20% of those trying to cross the border. And of course our immigration policy is liberal, its better to know who these people are, but even with our extremely easy immigration process only 40% of our immigrants are legal.

I think the one who's high must be you. I don't do drugs, and my job is to maintain the system. Checking right now, the sensors and stations report that 92% of it is online. It was so expensive that Frisco demands we keep as much of it online as humanly possible, and we haven't dropped below 90% in two years, despite many attempts by illegal immigrants and vandals to damage the system.
 
Why would anyone go to the (dis)United States from Mexico, Great Power with the likes of China, Russia, Germany, and Britain is really a mystery. All, every inch of the united states, is a poor hellhole. The rich are all outside. It is imposible to refute this, as some American activists published the report by themselves. (It's not like they were supported by the Powers, either, they regularly try to undermine them).
OOC: Sorry, Ameriwankers. :p
Mexico needs to just put them into forced labor. All hail the Empire of Mexico!

Oy, Commieboy, you clearly haven't been to the Pacific Republic them, if you say its all a mess. Right now, unemployment is below 5%, everybody's making money and crime is at record lows. Right now the news is buzzing over the planned rebuilding of much of South Central Los Angeles, which is pretty crummy in many places.
 
Well , in part , if Mexico did not demolish the USA thoroughly in the Mexican - American war , and had a string of incompetent idiots in office unlike the sucession of brilliant statesmen during the first years of independence....

Oh yes , and the Pacific Republic is an autonomus part of Mexico , though it's been heavily anglicized since the mid 19th century. Perhaps that was the source of the mixup?
 
Well , in part , if Mexico did not demolish the USA thoroughly in the Mexican - American war , and had a string of incompetent idiots in office unlike the sucession of brilliant statesmen during the first years of independence....

Oh yes , and the Pacific Republic is an autonomus part of Mexico , though it's been heavily anglicized since the mid 19th century. Perhaps that was the source of the mixup?

Wrong place, man. That's the Mexican Pacific Republic. We are the former states of Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Idaho, Oregon, Washington and the province of British Columbia. We are doing just fine, unlike most of the rest of the United States, which all seems to be run by idiots.
 
I think the one who's high must be you. I don't do drugs, and my job is to maintain the system. Checking right now, the sensors and stations report that 92% of it is online. It was so expensive that Frisco demands we keep as much of it online as humanly possible, and we haven't dropped below 90% in two years, despite many attempts by illegal immigrants and vandals to damage the system.
I notice you can't refute any of my other statistics. Also, I happen to know that it is illegal to tell anyone without proper clearance anything about the system, so either you don't work on it, you're lying to us right now, or you are on some drugs.
OOC: uh, no offense
 
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Well as one of those Illegal Americans, I am glad that Britian doesn't pay much attention to Illegals.
I came over in the early noughts to visit my sister who has been here since the early '80s. Got out just before Bush and the Collaspe.
Only regreat is that without a valid passport I can't leave to visit the rest of Europe.
 
Lucky for me, the Pacific Republic has no such problems. After all, how in the world do you cross a border where every single inch of it has movement sensing cameras? ;)

That said, we take in immigrants frequently. After all, the other Americas are so screwed up that its easy to see why people go West. :)

I wouldn't say that about New England, though. At least we are sane in that respect. Though I do agree with you on the immigrants bit - we take in a pretty good number of immigrants frequently.
 
Oy, Commieboy, you clearly haven't been to the Pacific Republic them, if you say its all a mess. Right now, unemployment is below 5%, everybody's making money and crime is at record lows. Right now the news is buzzing over the planned rebuilding of much of South Central Los Angeles, which is pretty crummy in many places.

Sounds like New England to me. :D We're in the middle of finalizing a Boston-to-Halifax high-speed railroad, using pretty expensive technology imported from England and France, and it seems to be working well. Unemployment is below 3%, there has been a very dramatic reduction in the poverty rate - a decline of 97.8% so far - and the economy is expected to reach a 9% growth rate this season, for the 15th time in a row!

BTW, I'm going for a dentist appointment in about a couple of hours. (OOC: This is actually true - I found out last night that my appointment is today! :eek: Back to IC) Fortunately, thanks to our health care system, I can pay either the NHS rate (through Medicare) or I can have Blue Cross pay for it (through deducting the rate and the co-pay from my MSA). Since Dad is also a member of the Neighbourhood Health Board, that makes things a bit easier.
 
Wrong place, man. That's the Mexican Pacific Republic. We are the former states of Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Idaho, Oregon, Washington and the province of British Columbia. We are doing just fine, unlike most of the rest of the United States, which all seems to be run by idiots.

Umm, I wouldn't call New England as a place run by idiots.
 
Well as one of those Illegal Americans, I am glad that Britian doesn't pay much attention to Illegals.
I came over in the early noughts to visit my sister who has been here since the early '80s. Got out just before Bush and the Collaspe.
Only regreat is that without a valid passport I can't leave to visit the rest of Europe.

Well, if you're from New England, then under a recent Act of Parliament you can reclaim your New England nationality and citizenship. As such, you would thus be eligible for a passport. However, since you would be an overseas national, then you would qualify for the New England National (Overseas) passport, which is valid for 10 years. Me, I have a New England National (General) passport because I still live in New England. Because New England is a member of the Commonwealth of Nations, you and I would thus be able to travel to any Commonwealth country, visa-free. True, you'd have to pay £30 (in New England pounds) for re-entry (via a laissez-passer that you can get at the local High Commission, which IIRC is located east of Aldwych in central London), but all your debts would be forgiven and you wouldn't have to pay any back-taxes.
 
Speaking as a Briton, i see no problem with the American illegal immigrants here, they are very friendly and have a good work ethic mostly and could/do benefit this country immensly.
 
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