DBWI: What is life like in the North American SSRs?

So, it's been 60 years since the establishment of the Alaskan, Canadian and American Soviet Socialist Republics, after the brutality of World War 3. I'm glad that it left Western Europe alone, but what is life like in the North American SSRs? In two years, the Soviet occupation is ending, but North America will still be part of the USSR.
 

Sachyriel

Banned
Well, here in Ottawa the rivers have unfrozen and the food we desperately need can be transported. After the rebels took the snowplows away from the Soviets and tried to add sheets of metal onto them to make armoured support vehicles it's been hard labour for people to clear the streets for not enough food to get to the city. So, basically, we're happy for spring. No one is looking two years down the line for when the Soviets leave.

Fucking rebels, their fucking "tanks" just got blown to bits by the Hind Helicopters as they tried to rush the airport. What were they thinking? Now we have no bulldozers, snow plows, front loaders, we have no freaking back hoes. How are we supposed to rebuild if we have no machinery? Buy it from the Soviets? Oh, sorry all the Soviet industry is busy making war machines for their occupation, they've bombed all ours and Europe won't give us the time of day.

Just give me a shovel, it's time to dig some more graves for these idiots who drove their stolen vehicles to the airport to be blown up.

Whats left of them anyway.
 
The vodka is plentiful and whenever my neighbor gives me trouble, I simply denounce and report him. Life is good.
 
Makes me glad I moved to Australia...

It was more that the chance presented itself, and I took advantage of it, than any political expediancy. That, and I'm not exactly fond of the Soviets...
 
The American spirit of freedom will never be extinguished! As a proud fighter with Palin's Patriots, I can tell you that we will fight to rid our proud land of the Communist scum!
 

Sachyriel

Banned
The American spirit of freedom will never be extinguished! As a proud fighter with Palin's Patriots, I can tell you that we will fight to rid our proud land of the Communist scum!

Damn it you're the same people who cut the gas pipelines going from Alaska to British Columbia and other places. We needed that gas, do you know how many people died from freezing their asses off because the Soviets wouldn't give us any of their reserves? You killed more Americans and Canadians than you made any inconvenience for the Russians.

Get a real life, stop breaking shit and get to work.
 
Damn it you're the same people who cut the gas pipelines going from Alaska to British Columbia and other places. We needed that gas, do you know how many people died from freezing their asses off because the Soviets wouldn't give us any of their reserves? You killed more Americans and Canadians than you made any inconvenience for the Russians.

Get a real life, stop breaking shit and get to work.
Definitely glad I moved to Australia...:rolleyes: At least here I don't have to worry about freezing my butt off because of sabotage and other such related activities.
 
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