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As we all know, Paris Hilton is quite the intelligent young woman and is widely praised for her wit. Her ability to run the family business has made the Hilton hotel chain bring in more profits than ever, and her quick thinking prevented the sale of the company to Blackstone.

The Question for AH: What if she was stupid? You know, STUPID, like Jessica Simpson? How would modern pop culture change because of her stupidity? Would Blackstone end up purchasing Hilton group once it flounders? Who would we go to in order to find a positive role model for young girls?

Bonus: Extrapolate what this might mean in terms of her choice in pet ownership. Will she own one of those annoying chihuahuas that fit in a handbag?

Note: Yea, this is a pretty ASB DBWI, but I want to see where you all go with this.
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