DBWI: What if Paris Hilton was stupid?

Has anyone seen the recent missionary work that Jamie-Lynn Spears, sister of Brittney Spears, is doing for the United Nations? Apparently she is trying to insure that birth control is a major part of humanitarian aid efforts to the Third World. She testified before the U.S. Senate and was on Larry King Live (CNN-TV) to discuss the matter. Considering that she is both sixteen and is a self-proclaimed "Promise-Keeper" virgin (waiting until marriage), how much can she actually know about birth control or sex?

Well, all of her work in the developing world does raise some questions about her connections with the American Christian Right and their activities in the African continent
 

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What I found most admirable was the way she handled that speeding ticket. First insisting that she not be let off with a warning and then cajoling the judge into giving her comm service as well as a fine because any fine to her would be insignificant.

I think she a shoo in for the Shannon Doherty Humanitarian Prize next year.
 
Has anyone seen the recent missionary work that Jamie-Lynn Spears, sister of Brittney Spears, is doing for the United Nations? Apparently she is trying to insure that birth control is a major part of humanitarian aid efforts to the Third World. She testified before the U.S. Senate and was on Larry King Live (CNN-TV) to discuss the matter. Considering that she is both sixteen and is a self-proclaimed "Promise-Keeper" virgin (waiting until marriage), how much can she actually know about birth control or sex?


OOC: Heh heh, I just damn near fell out of my chair.
 
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After Paris' sterling work in solving the recent food shortages in Egypt and Haiti, I don't want to consider this what if question. Not at all.
And as for Jamie Lynn, remember only 8% of people who make those virginity until marriage pledges actually make it, so I take her with a grain of salt.
 
Well, all of her work in the developing world does raise some questions about her connections with the American Christian Right and their activities in the African continent
But does it necessarily nullify such actions? If anything, Jamie-Lynn Spears has been considered a dedicated spokesperson on the issues the the United Nations has faced, whether in Darfur or Rwanda. Unlike Mandy Moore's "Obama Girl" strip-tease video which nearly killed the Illinois Senator's campaign. Moore is an example of what happens when a supporter with little to no intellectual background, can damage a good cause....
 
I think Jamie Lynn Spears will keep her virginity, at least as long as her older sister still represents Louisiana's First District in Congress. Given the heavily Republican and heavily Southern Baptist constituency Britney Spears represents, it would be a public relations coup if her younger sister breaks her virginity promise.
 
I think Jamie Lynn Spears will keep her virginity, at least as long as her older sister still represents Louisiana's First District in Congress. Given the heavily Republican and heavily Southern Baptist constituency Britney Spears represents, it would be a public relations coup if her younger sister breaks her virginity promise.
Well, Jamie Lynn-Spears is currently attatched to Casey Aldridge, who is considered a major leader in the "Promised Land Fellowship" which has taught former criminals how to move away from lives of crime, into fulfilling jobs and home environments. As for Brittney Spears, she is certainly considered People Magazine "The World's Busiest Mother". I just wish more of her industrious nature would rub off on her huband. While it is certainly admirable that he is willing to play the role of full-time parent, and his public service announcements (PSAs) against drugs have been the most effective in over 15 years, he showed promise early on of being a talented musician....
 
Kevin Federline was young and a bit too carefree when he impregnated that crack smoking whore Shar Jackson. Given that he has 4 children to take care of, as well as an advocacy group to run, he doesn't have much time to pursue his recording career, although the five Grammy Awards he won for his first two albums sit proudly above his fireplace. He claims that helping people beat drug addiction is far more rewarding than making boatloads of money as a musician in any event, and I don't think he'll be quitting anytime soon.
 
Recently it was reported that Paris Hilton was in Darfur, Sudan in an effort to help UNICEF in its distribution of humanitarian food relief. Apparently the would have made a great PR venue except for the fact that Bono, the former lead singer for U2, arrived at the same event via helicopter and proceeded to urinate in front of the cameras, and swear in 3 languages in front of the cameras. Apparently it is now on YouTube and was shown unedited on MTV news.....

Has anyone else seen the footage?
 
Recently it was reported that Paris Hilton was in Darfur, Sudan in an effort to help UNICEF in its distribution of humanitarian food relief. Apparently the would have made a great PR venue except for the fact that Bono, the former lead singer for U2, arrived at the same event via helicopter and proceeded to urinate in front of the cameras, and swear in 3 languages in front of the cameras. Apparently it is now on YouTube and was shown unedited on MTV news.....

Has anyone else seen the footage?
OOC: this is getting weird
 
I'm glad that there are women like Hilton who can offset the bad influence that people like Angelina Jolie have on young girls. Paris Hilton is on the fast track to getting a nobel, I think.
 
OOC: When Bono becomes mean, I lose faith in a thread

OOC: I didn't say that he was mean per se, I just implied that he was a "mean drunk" (LOL):p In any event, I won't be insulting Princess Diana or any religious figures, but I certainly believe that everything should be considered fair game...

IC: Another major development according to Entertainment Tonight is the shocking story that Angelina Jolie posed nude at the age of 16, for an "underground film". While it is certainly considered normal for someone of Jolie's character, the age is forcing some California prosecutors to consider launching a warrant against Jolie for underage porn, and force an end to the starlet's burgeoning DVD and Internet empire.

(OOC: Apparently there are real rumors that Angelina Jolie posed in photos at the age of 16)
 
ooc: I don't think this DBWI will have any effect on any religious figures in any case. Besides, why NOT make fun of celebrities?
 
According to www.tmz.com, business associate and colleague Nicole Richie is planning to help dedicate a program in Los Angeles, California to help restore music programs in schools across the United States, with her adopted father, Lionel Richie acting as the main fundraiser. Does anyone have any thoughts on this?
 
Did you hear the latest. I got this from Paris herself: Apperantly she is going to fund a drama about the young life of Hillary and Bill Clinton staring the married couple of Jennifer Aniston-Pitt and Brad Pitt, their real daughter Emma is going to play young Chelsa
 
Did you hear the latest. I got this from Paris herself: Apperantly she is going to fund a drama about the young life of Hillary and Bill Clinton staring the married couple of Jennifer Aniston-Pitt and Brad Pitt, their real daughter Emma is going to play young Chelsa

Apparently it is going to be based on the biography First In His Class by David Maraniss. Apparently the Obama and the McCain campaigns are crying foul, citing the The Right Stuff and how it boosted the presidential campaign of John Glenn (D-OH). Oprah Winfrey is trying to match the effort by getting Spike Lee to direct a film tentaively called, I'm Not Barry, based on the teenage years of the candidate. John McCain is currently talking to Mike Huckabee about getting Chuck Norris to endorse him....
 
Hmmm... Paris is hardly known as an entertainer (and she admits to coming off as more than a bit lifeless on screen). I'm sure she'll hire a good director, probably through Brad Pitt's production company. I'm just glad Ms. Hilton hasn't decided to move into the music industry. I saw her do karaoke at the last party I was at with her. My ears began to bleed.
 
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