President Al Bundy
Banned
This is from BBC.co.uk:
And here is the German version of events, from the english version of the state-television network:
Let's all pray, that this was the only nuke in this war.
Shocking news from the CSA. The capital of Washington D.C. has been the target of a nuclear missile. 95% of the capital were destroyed in the strike, and the radioactive fallout is spreading towards the east coast of the CSA. Casualities are estimated to be between 500.000 and 2.000.000 people. But only from the direct strike. The fallout might cause far more victims, so experts. The President of the Confederate States, Mike Huckabee and his cabinet members are reported to be alive, but as they are in a secret location, no one can tell where they are.
The Washington strike is the tragic highlight, in the war between the CSA and the EU. The war originally started in 2005, when CS troops attacked the Ottoman Empire. Its European allies, the German Empire, Austria-Hungary and the Russian Empire, as well as the other members of the European Union declared war on the CSA shortly after. Great Britain and its commonwealth partner states declared neutrality, which even lasts today.
The are now fears, that this might end in a total nuclear war, as the CSA might launch a retaliation strike against the EU, as the missile was fired from the base in the Normandy. British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has condemned the strike, but also pleaded with the states, not to fall into nuclear war, as this might be the end for mankind. Stay tuned for more news on BBC.co.uk
And here is the German version of events, from the english version of the state-television network:
Retaliation!
Finally, our "Wunderwaffe" has unleashed its power on our enemies, the Confederate States of America. Their once so glorious capital of Washington D.C. has been crushed within seconds.
Our chancellor Wolfgang Schäuble has regretted the high amount of civil victims, but has expressed his confidence, that this might bring the end of the war. He also assured, that our anti-missile defenses are ready to take on attempted nuclear strikes from the Confederate States.
On the streets of Europe, people are celebrating the successful strike, and many expressed hopes, that the CSA might now call for peace. But for a peace after Europe's demands.
Let's all pray, that this was the only nuke in this war.