DBWI Uwe Boll's Transformers

Ah yes, the unintentional comedy classic. Can't tell you how many times I've watched my copy at home.

Who can forget Tim Curry as Optimus Prime or Samuel L Jackson as a foul mouthed Sam Witwicky?

Heard for a while they were initially going to go with some guy called Michael Bay that did arthouse movies. The franchise certainly went through an interesting period as future directors attempted to recapture it's magic.

What was your favourite part? How might the franchise have got without Boll's input? Perhaps one of the other candidates could make it work? Quentin Tarantino perhaps?
 
I'm looking up this Micheal Bay guy on IMDB and he appears to be mostly a commercial guy doing a lot of stuff with got milk? and being the mastermind behind the current AXE body spray campaign how this translates into him directing an action movie I will never know.
 

MadDog

Banned
To be fair Previous Uwe Bolls films were disaster while after this he became one of modern masters of cinema, Its ridiculous. A zero to hero in incredibly short time.
Just WTF happened ?
 

MadDog

Banned
To be fair Previous Uwe Bolls films were disaster while after this he became one of modern masters of cinema, Its ridiculous. A zero to hero in incredibly short time.
Just WTF happened ?
 
To be fair Previous Uwe Bolls films were disaster while after this he became one of modern masters of cinema, Its ridiculous. A zero to hero in incredibly short time.
Just WTF happened ?

After watching his terrible bloodrayne movie, maybe Hollywood has alien space bats at their disposal to make him good. Now if only they could do something for that Tommy wiseau post "the room"
 
But still Boll has sunk his career because of that insane twitter rant he want on calling everybody retarded who didn't like his movies and the only good thing to come out was we got a beast wars movie.
 

MadDog

Banned
But still Boll has sunk his career because of that insane twitter rant he want on calling everybody retarded who didn't like his movies and the only good thing to come out was we got a beast wars movie.

He called fanboys that were calling anyone who didnt like his movie retarded insane. How would that sunk his career ?

OOC:NO, im not letting what seems to be spitefull retcon stand, considering i set out interesting scenario and you are trying to tear it down just for funsies
 
Well, the good news is that the release of Transformers seems to have killed the B-movie resurgence of the early 2000s. That low-budget remake of Planet of the Apes was just awful! The suits didn't even look real.
 

samcster94

Banned
Well, the good news is that the release of Transformers seems to have killed the B-movie resurgence of the early 2000s. That low-budget remake of Planet of the Apes was just awful! The suits didn't even look real.
The Heston version was way better made.
 
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