DBWI: The Worst Sequels Ever Made

On the topic of aliens, has anyone seen the utter shit that was the movie adaptations of City of Gold and Lead, The Pool of Fire, and When the Tripods camd? I mean just the TV adaptation of The White Mountains was almost as bad as the book itself! The later movies of the sequels managed to be even worse than the books they were made from!
 
The Room 3 was kinda lame compared to the first two, but I still think it was pretty decent. Still a masterpiece trilogy.

Black Swan 2 was really unnecessary though. Really sucky sequel.
 
Three Men and a Babe (2002) was one cluster fuck of a romantic comedy. Saw this on TV just now - Danson, Guttenberg and Selleck all try to help 3 suitors identical to their characters win the heart of their "daughter" Jessica Alba to break her up from her new boyfriend, played by Kenan Thompson. It was moderately disturbing at least, racist at worst. Apparently they cancelled Dark Angel after 1 season because Alba left to make this.

Some of you might have liked Suburban Commando 2 (1992) - Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito's sequel to the 1989-sorta-hit (Arnie skateboarding? hah). Best known on those Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboards or those prank calls that the Jerky Boys made nowadays.

Didn't Jennifer Grey make a sequel to Ferris Bueller?
 
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Life is Awesome, squeal to Life is Beautiful, was utterly terrible. I mean, I understand the film was aimed at a Jewish market but comparing Palestinian Arabs to the Nazis and Jewish settlers to Concentration Camp victims is just wrong.
 
the white shoes

Brain de Palma's horrible 1980s version of "the red shoes" with Meg Ryan as a rich girl who wants to be a leading female soccer player. The final line:
"take off the white shoes and take me to the hospital, that brasilian defender smashed my knee" was so lame it hurt...
 
Though I haven't read it myself, apparently Salman Rushdie decided to write a sequel to the Satanic Verses. He seems to have learned his leasson about pissing off muslims so this time he went with a safer storyline.

Not sure though how good can be a book entitled "A fat tranny called buddha".
 
The Day the Clown Cried 2. Did they really need to make this into a zombie franchise? And Dawn of the Clown and Land of the Clown was even worse. But on the subject of sequels, am i the only one who LIKED Super Mario Brothers 2? Danny DeVito as Wart should have been a career revival for him after the bomb that was Ruthless People 2.
 
What about Eagle Squadrons (1997) where it has two RAF fighter squadrons filled with Americans winning the Battle of Britain? Of course the Americans were flying Mustangs instead of Hurricanes and they never missed what they shot at!
 
The Day the Clown Cried 2. Did they really need to make this into a zombie franchise? And Dawn of the Clown and Land of the Clown was even worse. But on the subject of sequels, am i the only one who LIKED Super Mario Brothers 2? Danny DeVito as Wart should have been a career revival for him after the bomb that was Ruthless People 2.

Yep. On the other hand, don't see why so many here disliked 'Snow White & Jet Black'......yet I don't see anyone complaining about Son of Conan or any of the Bill Cosby movies; all of the latter were simply awful.
 
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Took it from here: http://vicisitudysordidez.blogspot.com/2009/02/como-mejorar-una-secuela.html

OOC: If that is a real movie then I will have to hurt someone.

IC: I think the second of the Millenium era Godzilla films was pretty dire; Dark Godzilla just wasn't realised well enough in direct contrast to Ocean in films one and three (Ocean saved three BTW)
 
Someone talked about The Distinguished Gentleman 2, with Eddie Murphy. I actually liked it better than the first one, but that's just me:p

Speaking of which, I'm surprised no one has mentioned Goodfellas: Part 2.
I never understood why the set looked that cheap and so much more like Detroit than an Eastern seaboard city, though doing some research I've found that the budget was slashed and they had to shoot in Michigan which had rather generous fiscal incentives. I know Michigan had tons of money to spend in the 90s, but there's a fine line between "spend" and "waste". Like, spending on schools and wasting in a tasteless, unoriginal rehash of a movie. (Sometimes you can see the Renaissance Center)
Joe Pesci was simply pathetic, though I feel sorry for him because he didn't have much choice; the scriptwriter simply retconned his character back into existence, and he had a contact, so he had to come back. He is pretty much a caricature of the original character.
Having a CGI-generated Robert de Niro voiced by John Goodman after the former quit production was also pretty dumb, if only because it becomes obvious(and sometimes hilarious) that they're just reusing the same frames. Also it got them sued like hell because De Niro hadn't agreed. Of course he had to get into the line because three scriptwriters were already suing. This got so controversial it actually started a minor strike by the SWG, which then turned into the Screen Writer's Strike of 1999-2001. Saying the movie industry still isn't the same as before the strike isn't an exaggeration.
But the stupid cameos by Shaquille O'Neal, NSYNC, a young Eminem and Mikhail Gorbatchev as a russian gangster is what killed it to me. I have something to say to whoever wrote those scenes: a cameo ISN'T A FIVE MINUTE SCENE!
There are, I must say, one or two redeeming elements: The soundtrack isn't all that bad, getting the best out of 90's rap, and the Rap-remix of 99 Luftballons isn't half bad, though I expected more, coming from Michael Jackson. The twist ending is ridiculous, but at least enjoyably so(In case you don't know it, it goes like this: Michael Douglas' character(you know, the irishman in a fat suit) is actually Ray Liotta's father, and Lori Petty was actually his daughter, which makes them brothers and explains why he tried to murder Liotta for that but just couldn't. He was his son, after all)

All in all, a ridiculous mess, and unfortunately Pesci's career never quite recovered, as we see from him participating in The Distinguished Gentleman 2, or the Mirror's Edge adaptation.
 
Terminator vs Predators vs Aliens looked fantastic but that steaming piece of celluloid was the low point of Uwe Boll's career. Police Academy should have stopped at IV instead of continuing to XI. The Clash of the Titans sequel was a bad joke with decent effects but dismal storyline and worse acting. Dune 2 was actually decent but who figured that an audience would finish a 5 hour movie?! But whoever decided to make Ishtar II: Back on the Camel! should have been bound, gagged, and forced to watch the film non-stop for 48 hours. The first one sucked, why would the sequel be any better?
 

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I thought the sequel to Titanic 2 (The Asylum) sucked, I mean Zombies, icebergs, and Ralph Nader killing the zombies and the captain for being unsafe (Giggle) was great especially when Nader was teaching kids about the dangers about the dangers of weapons by impaling zombies and saying "This is why you shouldn't hold the knife like that." Of course it sucked int the end with kissing and Nader surviving Jason and killing him. It was too weird, beyond Plan 9, unfortuantely you'll have to skip two hours of the three hours since theres kissing scenes and weird scenes that are too hard to describe, think Godzilla vs the Smog Monster weird. 2 out of ten stars/
 
Songs of Dune

The last book of the series release by Frank Herbert before his death which tell the mission of revenge of Paul Atreides against the members of House Harkonnen.

While some critics stated that it was a well writen novel but one which would have worked better as a stand alone project, the vast majority of fans showed utter hostility to it as it was revealed in the first few pages that all the events in the previous novels were actualy hallucinations suffered by Paul while under the influence of the Water of Life.
 
Show of hands: who here hated Yellow Submarine 2: Revenge Of The Blue Meanies as much as I did? John Lennon and George Harrison must be rolling over in their graves. :( :mad:
 
Show of hands: who here hated Yellow Submarine 2: Revenge Of The Blue Meanies as much as I did? John Lennon and George Harrison must be rolling over in their graves. :( :mad:

Considering it was produced by a certain company called MPL Communications, I think we all know who to blame for it....
 
The Rock II absolutely sucked. Set six years after the original. Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery both declined to be in the movie after reading the script (which should have warned Director Michael Bay, but he went on ahead. Playing the roll of FBI Agent Stanley Goodspeed was portrayed by Christian Slater and John Mason was portrayed by Scottish TV actor Alex Ferns.

The movie is set in London. Mason is now a semi-retired private detective and Goodspeed and his wife are in London on vacation. They run into each other and Arab terrorists intent on killing the Queen.

Slater and Ferns hated each other on the set and it became apparent in the film which was a box off flop.
 
Has anybody seen Weird Science: Reboot? It's a weird sequel/reboot when Wyatt Jr (Shia LaBeouf) and Donald (Nick Swardson) did the same thing as their fathers did on the first movie (which is only mentioned in dialogue hence the "hey, it's a sequel and a reboot" excuse) and LISA Mark-II is now played by Snooki. Oh, and the plot is basically filled with explosions and Shia screaming plus Snooki doing whatever she's doing.

I'm saddened that Michael Bay now owns the rights to anything by John Hughes. Heck, it's better than the television series that JJ Abrams did back in 2004.
 

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Repo II: The Bionic Ballet was just, just...I think my eyes bled and my brain oozed out my ears. Of all the cast from the original to bring back, why Paris Hilton? And of course, the worst was casting Justin Bieber as a dancer - little creep didn't even sing! And all the overwrought moralistic messaging that Michael Moore grafted onto it after he was brought in, argh! And someone, please for the love of God, someone please tell me what possessed them to get Lucas to allow a Jar Jar Binks cameo!!:eek::eek::eek:
 
D-Day redux

I thought Saving Private Ryan II: Captain Miller Reanimated sucked...Tom Hanks leading a zombie platoon on a "suicide mission" to rescue a downed pilot in Afghanistan, held by Taliban vampires! REALLY...Tom Hanks? But Hollywood being Hollywood I understand there may be a remake of The Longest Day coming out..with Brad Pitt as Eisenhower and Ricky Garvis as Montgomery.
 
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