DBWI: The most ASB timeline of the 20th and 21st Centuries ever.

The Next 5 Events:

1941: Japan attacks Pearl Harbor

1963: President John F. Kennedy assassinated

1984: Michael Jackson releases the song "Thriller"

2004: George W. Bush re-elected President of the United States

2008: The Beijing Olympics
 
1941: Japan attacks Pearl Harbor
Pearl Harbor sounds American. Japan would have been insane to do this.

1963: President John F. Kennedy assassinated
A random Kennedy for a random assassination in a random presidency.

1984: Michael Jackson releases the song "Thriller"
Reminds me of 15-year-old singer Joseph Smith releasing his "Honeybee" song, censored for explicit content. The "cup" the lyrics force you to eat honey from is a clear double entendre. Joe Jones going explicit, not that ASB at all.

2004: George W. Bush re-elected President of the United States
A 4th-grade nephew of Prescott or what? You have serious paranoia towards the Republicans. The existence of such a person is much more ASB than such a person being re-elected if they already exist.

2008: The Beijing Olympics
You mean Peking, right? Hasn't been the Chinese capital for almost one hundred years now, but anyway, it's just as plausible as our Petrograd Olympics.
 
1941: Japan attacks Pearl Harbor

1963: President John F. Kennedy assassinated

1984: Michael Jackson releases the song "Thriller"

2004: George W. Bush re-elected President of the United States

2008: The Beijing Olympics

1. Why would Japan attack America? Both nations were on the Allies side on WWII. Besides, Japan would've been raped by the USA, with our nuclear weapons. Japan was also ruled by a pro-American republic.

2. You mean that black celebrity that married MLK's daughter? He never wished to run for President. Anti-segregation supporter Lyndon Johnson would have liked this guy to be his VP when he was President, but Johnson had an accident shortly after he ended Segregation.

3. Micheal Jackson, you mean that baseball player that commited suicide after being found sodomizing an 80 year old woman?

4. You mean the Gay Rights Activist from Canada? He hated America and never even lived here! However, Newt Gingrich ran and won in 2000, and was re-elected in 2004. Bush tried to assassinate Gingrich in '03, but failed and was jailed. This also ruined the gay rights movement.

5. That city was destroyed in the 1950's by the nationalists, with the help of Britain and Russia. China make Taipei the capital. And The Olympics are being held in Mexico City this year, but has caused conflict due Mexico's poor Civil Rights, the Mexican Americans hating their communist government, and has made military threats with nearby nations.
 
OMG! I have an awesome idea for a timeline! Get this: Chinese Warlords in the 1920s, 30s and 40s!!

( OOC: Seriously, Chinese history in the early 20th century seems like something a 14 year old kid who plays too much Dynasty Warriors came up with. )
 
1914: Archduke Franz Ferdinand of the Austro-Hungarian Empire is assassinated by a Serbian radical, thus precipitating World War I.
you mean were the driver by mistake drive over a poor Serbian and made hit & run...

1917: Russian Revolution. Communists overthrow the Russian Czar.
Communist wat communists ? Long live Patriach Rasputin the Fist, of Russian empire of GOD !

1933: Adolf Hitler comes to power in Germany
Hitler und Politik ? Lächerlich, der Österreicher ist der Größte Stummfilmstar Hollywood !

9/11/2001: Al Qaida crashes several airplanes into the World Trade Centers and the Pentagon, killing nearly 3,000.

Al Qaida ? not again dat stupit boy group around singer Osama ben laden....
 
1941: Japan attacks Pearl Harbor
with Bomber, drops advertising for Japanies products

1963: President John F. Kennedy assassinated
wat a day, three killer shoot there self and President is without a scratch

1984: Michael Jackson releases the song "Thriller"
the founder of Rap gangster Style best work, sad he was shoot and kill at emmys awards same year.

2004: George W. Bush re-elected President of the United States
.... of the Banana Republic (south america)

2008: The Beijing Olympics
Beijing ? thats the unimportant provincial town of east province !
you mean 玉市西 (jade City of the West) were the Ming Dynasty move over big ocean to
West province on new Continent in 1520 a.d. (thats OTL Los Angeles :D )
 
1914: Archduke Franz Ferdinand of the Austro-Hungarian Empire is assassinated by a Serbian radical, thus precipitating World War I.

1917: Russian Revolution. Communists overthrow the Russian Czar

1933: Adolf Hitler comes to power in Germany

1945: Nuclear bombs are dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, effectively ending the Second World War.

9/11/2001: Al Qaida crashes several airplanes into the World Trade Centers and the Pentagon, killing nearly 3,000.

ooc: Basically, we're living in an Alternate History, and you have to tell me why OTL is now ASB.

1. Who'd wanna assassinate Franz Ferdinand, a pretender to the the Habsburg throne that was abolished in the 1860s? From what I have heard, he led a life of a playboy in France. Maybe a jealous Serbian girl? And how would that start a war. Hmm... "World War" , is that TTL version of the "Five Axial Wars"?

2. Communism, you mean the ideas that Young Marx came up with, before reverting to Hegelianism? I see no reason why Russian peasants will be obsessed with an obscure Philosopher's juvenilia, and how they will be powerful enough to overthrow the Czar.

3. An obscure corporal and antisemitic agitator challenging the Imperial Prussian Monarchy? Remember he was dismissed during the third axial war for his incompetence leading troops against Russia. Him challenging the most powerful and glorious regime of the century?? This is the most outlandish scenario so far.

4. Hiroshima and Nagasaki make sense, but Tokyo was struck for a Reason. The allies wanted to decapitate the Japanese army, After Tokyo was atomized, the Japanese suffered confusion and defetat in China which after all allowed the German Dynasty to take hold in China-Japan. The fanatical Japanese would have fought on enough for America to give them Nukes of their own if Tokyo hadn't been Nuked.

5. what "Pentagon" and "World Trade Center". Surely the Arabs can be violent with their religion but they have no reason to attack European (from what I could gather by their names of the buildings) targets
 
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