DBWI: The hippies lose

OCC: Throw in a dash of atompunk, and I am sold.
IC: You're all stinking hippies. We're lucky the reds didn't win the cold war! For the life of me I can't figure out how they didn't.

Because we had stop them, until they collapsed. If the European Alliance and the renewed British Commowelth, for not talking our asian allies, South Korea, Japan have not put together their resorce to replace the USA as the primary military power of the world. When you were to busy in making acid trip and worshipping some pagan goddness the Soviets we were facing the bulk of the Warsaw pact in a terrible stand off from the German inner border to the Korean DMZ and passing trough the Sinai and the Golan Height (and don't forget the undeclared proxy war in Angola and Yugoslavia). Hell we had to declare that using nuclear weapon against the continental USA, after you totally dismantled the nuclear arsenal, was the same to attack the EA. Luckily for everyone the Pact collapsed 10 years ago, but we still had peacekeeping force in the former URSS and PRC and it's better not talking of the arab situation.
And after all the hard work we had done as the unofficial world policeman, and all the money spent (european money, your defence budget is a pittance, we must do all the R&D by ourself) and the blood spill you had to protest our move, picture us the neocolonialist imperialist bloodthirsty slaver.
That stupid protest for our totally justificated invasion of Saudi Arabia, so to topple the Wadi rogue regime was completely undeserved, you like to play the holier than you enlighted people, but without us doing the ugly real job to put safe the world your only choice will be between be a communist slave or taliban subject.

OOC: too much?
 
Because we had stop them, until they collapsed. If the European Alliance and the renewed British Commowelth, for not talking our asian allies, South Korea, Japan have not put together their resorce to replace the USA as the primary military power of the world. When you were to busy in making acid trip and worshipping some pagan goddness the Soviets we were facing the bulk of the Warsaw pact in a terrible stand off from the German inner border to the Korean DMZ and passing trough the Sinai and the Golan Height (and don't forget the undeclared proxy war in Angola and Yugoslavia). Hell we had to declare that using nuclear weapon against the continental USA, after you totally dismantled the nuclear arsenal, was the same to attack the EA. Luckily for everyone the Pact collapsed 10 years ago, but we still had peacekeeping force in the former URSS and PRC and it's better not talking of the arab situation.
And after all the hard work we had done as the unofficial world policeman, and all the money spent (european money, your defence budget is a pittance, we must do all the R&D by ourself) and the blood spill you had to protest our move, picture us the neocolonialist imperialist bloodthirsty slaver.
That stupid protest for our totally justificated invasion of Saudi Arabia, so to topple the Wadi rogue regime was completely undeserved, you like to play the holier than you enlighted people, but without us doing the ugly real job to put safe the world your only choice will be between be a communist slave or taliban subject.

OOC: too much?
So you know, I defected to Great Britain after the collapse of the American way, and I enlisted in the commonwealth army a week after getting British citizenship. Doing so has pained me ever since, but I'll be a lousy red before I ever set foot in the so called United States again. Those hippies destroyed the nation that my family fought and died for, and I wish nothing but hardship to every one of them.
OOC: Not in my opinion.
 
.......no more psychedelic love shacks in San Francisco, sadly. But don't worry, they won IOTL. Why think about it? :D

{Edit: OMFG, this is my 1000th post.........yay. W00t! :D}
 
You're all stinking hippies. We're lucky the reds didn't win the cold war! For the life of me I can't figure out how they didn't.

Hey man, not my fault you don't like the peace and freedom we decided to make the basis for our lifestyle. We like our peace, thank you very much, man. Too bad you can't like it too. But if you decide to like it, come on over and it'll be grand utopia for everybody!

And then you can help me get McDonalds elected President!

OOC: This thread is really entertaining :p
 
OOC: Only on AH.com do we have free love hippies wanting to elect a corporation as President. "Dude, we stuck it to the man so hard that we accidentally stuck him in the White House. Woah."
 

Spengler

Banned
Nixon had the right idea about shooting all of those long haired freaks. Because of them we left europe to fend itself from fucking godless commies. Now while I don't defend the actions of the Army of God I will not deny that they are right that our country has lost itself to these traitors.
 
YOU WILL ALL FALL UNDER THE POWER OF THE PROLETARIAT, DIRTY BOURGEOIS FOOLS.

IN YOUR PSYCHEDELIC MANIA, YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE MIGHT OF MOSCOW.


By the way, your cities smell. Bad. That and your planes. Is there anywhere you don't smoke weed? Jeez, just smoke a cigarette for once, even if it is worse for your health, it smells better. Still, that's nothing compared to engine smoke from exotic jet fuel they've been testing at the air base here. Dear Lenin, what did they put in that shit?
 
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