Rwanda;
What did he do there anyway, certainly not stopping any genocides.
North Korea;
Well, he scared those sissies away from going nuclear. Now they're nothing but a Chinese puppet. He strenghened frigging China!!!
Balkans;
Well, he had the army bomb the shit out of a lot of people, no one remember which side we supported, and no one cares. Just; Bombs away!!
Dotcom bubble;
Well, we got out of that disaster, don't know if it was anything he did though.
Drug Cartels;
One of the few good things was that he pretty much eradicted them, the war on drugs is one of the few great successes from his presidency.
Iraq;
Well, he allowed that Saddam Hussein fella to invade Kuwait unchallenged.
Al- Qaeda;
Why are we supporting these crackhead anyway??? What good have they ever done?
Dealing with the Recession?
What recession? That thing that happened to those darned foreign countries but not to us???