RCBN News - In a statement aired by the Ministry of Truth, the elusive leader of Oceania (formerly the Union of Britain) known only as "Big Brother" has accused "Eurasia" (the name Ocenia uses to refer to the Eurasian Federation) of sabotaging the rogue state's recently failed "Red Star 4" Hydrogen bomb test. Experts in the Imperial Science Academy in Paris say otherwise, concluding that the failure was caused by a poorly built warhead. "Big Brother" also said that "The Free People's of Oceania and her ally Eastasia (referring the Association of Sovereign East Asian Nations) will cointinue to defy the illegal Eurasian blockade" and that "we will soon be able to wipe Berlin off the face of the Earth". Already an emergency summit has been called in Rome, with German Kaiserin Wilhemina, French Emperor Napoleon VII and Russian Tsar Pyotr IV expected to attend. Pope John Paul III of the Italian Federation has called for calm and peace, while her Majesty the Queen is expected to address the nation later today.
IC: Well, Oceania and Big Brother are up to their old shenanigins again. Kinda hilarious how they think that the EF and ASEAN are both single entities, and that the latter are their allies, as if the ROC, ROK and Empire of Japan would ever be buddies with a bunch of Totalist Lunatics. Speaking of which, what's the site's consensus on "Big Brother's" existence? Is he a real guy or a bunch of actors?
OOC: And now for something different, a hybrid of the Kaiserreich and 1984 universes.