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This is outrageous!
The War Prize is supposed to go to the world's greatest conquerors and generals.
What has Obama conquered?
Who has Obama subjugated and crushed under his boot heels to earn a triumph?
Just like they don't sentence you to be drawn and quartered for attempted Jaywalking, (we only do that for actual jaywalking, attempted jaywalking only gets you death by hanging, not nearly as bad, trust me) they shouldn't give out the War prize for attempted conquest.
Even Bush Jr., before he was beheaded for bringing insufficient glory to the nation, deserved it more, and that is really saying something!
What do the rest of you think?
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