DBWI: Obama wins the Nobel War Prize

This is outrageous!
The War Prize is supposed to go to the world's greatest conquerors and generals.
What has Obama conquered?
Who has Obama subjugated and crushed under his boot heels to earn a triumph?
Just like they don't sentence you to be drawn and quartered for attempted Jaywalking, (we only do that for actual jaywalking, attempted jaywalking only gets you death by hanging, not nearly as bad, trust me) they shouldn't give out the War prize for attempted conquest.
Even Bush Jr., before he was beheaded for bringing insufficient glory to the nation, deserved it more, and that is really saying something!
What do the rest of you think?
 
Obama's gonna reject it. He basically all but said so. And a good thing--we need people who can actually impose our superiority onto the lesser nations!
 
OOC: Arrrgh.

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(Ooc: Kungliga Krigsvetenskapsakademin exist as a entety equal to Kungliga vetenskapsakademin who award the prize in physics. They could have the responsibility had Alfred Nobel been so inclined. And there's another possibliity. Somebody, perhaps the Swedish Army, could have given them the money to have their own prize, the way the Economy prize to Alfed Nobels memory.)

IC: You have misunderstood the price. The Royal Swedish Academy never award "the world's greatest conquerors and generals", they award fundamental research on military science.

Obama did some groundbreaking research on the legal ramifications of war when he was a law professor in Chicago. His research on rape and population displacement have been proven useful in every modern conflict exept the Falklands war.
 
(OOC: Yes, but what the heck...)

IC: Dude! Basic research in orbital bombardment of the Lunar South Polar Region! This guy rocks on multiple levels!!

Oh whatever, serf! Archon von Doom was like totally robbed! Just 'cause we got shoved out of the Nova Mughal Empire earlier this year by Gupta Singh - that wasn't his fault. He'd just shot his way into power then, and had barely begun the requisite purges - who had time for a nuclear counterstrike?? I'd like to see this Obama guy do any better under those circumstances. The Nobel Committee should all be impaled!

OOC: This is FUN! :D
 
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