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well i just got the annual letter from the Department of Civil Obedience, there are some new things in it,

Do you here by Swear that you are not no nor have you ever been a Devotee /Follower/Practitioner of the Occult?

i had to look up Occult, whats up with that?

theres my old favorate

Do you here by Swear that you do not now and never have had any sexual encounters with a person or persons of the same gender

thats so gross! do they even need to ask that?

it's about time they started asking this one

Do you here by Swear that you have not even been to "Australia" and you have not contacted or been contacted any one that is or has lived in"Australia"
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