dbwi, model citizen Dick Cheney?

I'm in a good-humor. And, it's almost April 1st. So, I've got to ask:

What would it have taken for convicted serial killer Dick "Devil" Cheney to be president of the United States? (I know the old monster has some kind of heart condition, so better make that p.o.d. early-ish, right? Or can I just hand-wave that?)
 
If he could have stayed out of the Vietnam war. While working in the Phoenix program he got a taste for killing and brought it back to his civilian life.
 
I got no clever ideas, frankly.


I mean, does this mean no President Charles Whitman? Like, we give him a brain tumor that makes him go utterly insane, and then we do something that makes Cheney merely creepy instead of full blown monsterous?
 
If he could have stayed out of the Vietnam war. While working in the Phoenix program he got a taste for killing and brought it back to his civilian life.



that also explains his taste for spicy fermented fish sauce with ah selections of his victims.
 
I found this on wikipedia, interesting:

After returning from Vietnam, Cheney, unable to find work that "suited him", enrolled as a graduate student at the University of Wisconsin. While there, he volunteered briefly at the Mendota Mental Health Institute, where acquaintances and coworkers of the time report he had several long conversations with inmate Ed Gein. Unfortunately, these interviews were not recorded.
 
I found this on wikipedia, interesting:



Quote:
After returning from Vietnam, Cheney, unable to find work that "suited him", enrolled as a graduate student at the University of Wisconsin. While there, he volunteered briefly at the Mendota Mental Health Institute, where acquaintances and coworkers of the time report he had several long conversations with inmate Ed Gein. Unfortunately, these interviews were not recorded.

he could have been an interesting psychiatrist!


a cannibal, serial killer psychiatrist.


(ah, who am I kidding :D)
 
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