DBWI: Looks Like Things Are Falling Apart In Russia...

People having been guessing at this ever since the Second Russian Civil War started, but it looks like the Siberians finally decided to use their nukes against the European Russians...DHS says that fallout is heading toward Alaska...

OOC: This is an ATL where Russia is in a civil war between European Russia and the Siberians, who want to secede.
 
OOC: B-b-but there's nothing in Siberia! What could be a good PoD for this TL?

OOC: There's oil, lots of resources, and plenty of people in Siberia who historically want independence or autonomy...the PoD is Russia falling apart even more during the early 90s, and Siberians going for independence when they see Moscow is too concenred about them...
 
OOC: But this scenario is already over. I mean, the Russians are going to nuke the Siberians to the point where Siberia is relocated to hell, and then delete the word "Siberia" off their maps.

There's very little to say or do here.
 
A second Russian Civil war seems more likely to occur between The communists trying to keep the USSR together and federalists trying to reform the country. So basically the whites and the reds are at it again only the positions are reversed.
 
A second Russian Civil war seems more likely to occur between The communists trying to keep the USSR together and federalists trying to reform the country. So basically the whites and the reds are at it again only the positions are reversed.

OOC: Not anymore. Puget started this with a nuclear hit, so the Russians are just going to slag (and its the Russians, not the Soviets), and that's the end of the scenario.

The Siberians will adorn the history books as the dumbest people in history...too dumb and too stupid to live. They had nuclear weapons, they could have demanded their independence--instead, they chose to use them, to kill tens of millions. Fortunately for the world, that's the last mistake they'll ever make.

The Russians will kill every last Siberian man, woman and child without remorse, without regret and without repentance. Russia's ten gigaton response and their use of multiple devices against small towns and their willingness to nuke the countryside to wipe out even Siberian farmers or those attempting to flee the attacks should ensure that Sibir is a realm that exists in Hell alone.

Now, we've got a hell of a lot of radioactive dust coming in over Alaska, so we'll have to bunker up for a few days. But after those days, Russia--and the world--will be free of the dumbest and most evil people on the planet. Good Riddance.
 
OOC: Not anymore. Puget started this with a nuclear hit, so the Russians are just going to slag (and its the Russians, not the Soviets), and that's the end of the scenario.

The Siberians will adorn the history books as the dumbest people in history...too dumb and too stupid to live. They had nuclear weapons, they could have demanded their independence--instead, they chose to use them, to kill tens of millions. Fortunately for the world, that's the last mistake they'll ever make.

The Russians will kill every last Siberian man, woman and child without remorse, without regret and without repentance. Russia's ten gigaton response and their use of multiple devices against small towns and their willingness to nuke the countryside to wipe out even Siberian farmers or those attempting to flee the attacks should ensure that Sibir is a realm that exists in Hell alone.

Now, we've got a hell of a lot of radioactive dust coming in over Alaska, so we'll have to bunker up for a few days. But after those days, Russia--and the world--will be free of the dumbest and most evil people on the planet. Good Riddance.

No, actually this is after a long civil war...
 
OOC: But this scenario is already over. I mean, the Russians are going to nuke the Siberians to the point where Siberia is relocated to hell, and then delete the word "Siberia" off their maps.

There's very little to say or do here.

But the Russians will be nuked to hell, too...
 
No, actually this is after a long civil war...

OOC: I don't think you understand the point of my concerns. If the Siberians have NUKES there is no way that the Russians can hope to defeat them entirely. The shooting war ends at that point.

Instead, you've not only gotten the rebels to that point, you've had them launch against the Russians. And guess what happens when you nuke a nuclear power...

The Siberians have just committed ethnic suicide; there's no other term to describe what they've brought down against them. There is almost nothing to discuss, Puget, because the Russians are in bad shape and the Siberians are now Radioactive fallout.

Words do not convey the level of idiocy that these actions require. The Siberians had nuclear weapons and used them--and their stated aim was their independence. The metaphor for this is wanting to eat a decent dinner, so you go on a shooting spree on a military base.

What is there to say? The Siberian people don't exist anymore--they're too stupid and too evil to live, or at least that's what the Russians are going to think, and they are probably right.

In short, you've started a DBWI at the END of the topic, and left no real room to discuss anything...

EDIT: The Siberians have already started nuking the Russians to hell. Think there is any reason for them to hold back? Read the first post again...
 
OOC: I don't think you understand the point of my concerns. If the Siberians have NUKES there is no way that the Russians can hope to defeat them entirely. The shooting war ends at that point.

Instead, you've not only gotten the rebels to that point, you've had them launch against the Russians. And guess what happens when you nuke a nuclear power...

The Siberians have just committed ethnic suicide; there's no other term to describe what they've brought down against them. There is almost nothing to discuss, Puget, because the Russians are in bad shape and the Siberians are now Radioactive fallout.

Words do not convey the level of idiocy that these actions require. The Siberians had nuclear weapons and used them--and their stated aim was their independence. The metaphor for this is wanting to eat a decent dinner, so you go on a shooting spree on a military base.

What is there to say? The Siberian people don't exist anymore--they're too stupid and too evil to live, or at least that's what the Russians are going to think, and they are probably right.

In short, you've started a DBWI at the END of the topic, and left no real room to discuss anything...

EDIT: The Siberians have already started nuking the Russians to hell. Think there is any reason for them to hold back? Read the first post again...

OOC: Actually, I was looking for an RP about the effects on the world of the aftermath; i.e China trying to take Siberia, fallout, nuclear winter, etc.
 
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