DBWI: Kim Jong Il Announces Mad Scheme...2009

It has been just announced on CNN-TV and MSNBC-TV that the North Korean press has been broadcasting the following story from Pyongyang since early this morning (1/31/2009):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZIgda01k6o&feature=bz303

Apparently the story is being seen by leaders in Seoul as a means to dispel rumors that have been spread over the past 6 months that the "Great Leader" is either dead or has suffered a massive stroke. Japanese leaders of the Diet have warned that the story is a means for the North Korean regime to test Obama, similar to its attempts in 1994 and 2004 with the Clinton and Bush administrations...
 
Hopefully this might spur Obama to try to renew the American space program for once. The Norkers have reigned as the foremost power in Space Exploration for too long now.
 

Sachyriel

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>_< OH... Holy crap, that's amazingly AH.com-like, if we had a media team like that we'd be kings of comedy around the world.

Otay, well, with a plan like that I think he'd better just use the moon to squish S. Korea first.

Otherwise they might want it.
 
Currently there is talk in international circles that one of the biggest mistakes for the former George W. Bush administration was to allow the North Korean regime to get so far in its space program and missile defense systems. Do you guys think Bush could have prevented the current international crisis?
 
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