DBWI: Gordon Ramsay becomes a chef

Can you imagine someone as volatile as him being a chef? After the infamous boot throwing incident which arguably cost Scotland qualification to the World Cup after he ko'd Leigh Griffiths from the final game, you want to put him in charge of knives?????

I've known Chefs whose tempers make Ramsay look like a kindergarten light weight.
Just to be fair, I've also known Chef's that I'd walk through fire for.
 
I've known Chefs whose tempers make Ramsay look like a kindergarten light weight.
Just to be fair, I've also known Chef's that I'd walk through fire for.
Curtis "Terminator" Stone is a great example of the former. Who else could make "You're FIRED!" such a popular catchphrase? LOL

OOC: Stone would be an obvious choice to replace GR ITTL. He trained under Marco Pierre White and has a colorful personality and accent.
 
I can't imagine him with all those tatoos he has in the kitchen. There isn't a free spot on his body, for godsake. Oh, here's a thought, maybe a show where he teaches convicted criminals to reintegrate in society by cooking.
Ever see a real kitchen?

OOC: Really. I'm a rarity - ot a single tat. A goodly number of my co-workers have full sleeves.
 
Of course it wouldn' t be without precedent. One of Gordon's predecessors as Scotland manager, Alex Ferguson started a restaurant when managing St Mirren and is now quite a popular Chinese food chef and wine critic.

(OOC - all true. Well except the "popular" bit - never had him cook for me :))

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OOC: Best post on the forum ever. Instant Turtledove.
 
Curtis "Terminator" Stone is a great example of the former. Who else could make "You're FIRED!" such a popular catchphrase? LOL

OOC: Stone would be an obvious choice to replace GR ITTL. He trained under Marco Pierre White and has a colorful personality and accent.
I couldn't live without Ramsay's "WHERE'S THE CHIPPED CROOSSSSS" comment either. We wouldn't have that if Ramsay was a Chef.
 
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