Greetings, my friends. I have in my possession a rare copy of the first issue of Superman, the epitome of Aryan manhood, to which every man should strive for. Over the decades he has expressed to many comic readers the benefits of eugenics, authority, and the crushing flaws in democracy. He still remains popular to this day. I am now going to sell this rare find to the highest bidder. Would anyone like to bid, or else make any comments regarding this classic character?