DBWI: DPRA elections

Wh oare you voting for?

  • Dear Leader Johnson(The One True Party)

    Votes: 14 34.1%
  • Dear Leader Johnson(The One True Party)

    Votes: 3 7.3%
  • Dear Leader Johnson(The One True Party)

    Votes: 3 7.3%
  • Bob Tuttle(Opposition)

    Votes: 21 51.2%

  • Total voters
    41
So the elections for the Glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of America are starting next week! I cannot wait to show my unceasing love for the party by casting my vote for Dear Leader Johnson.

Hail Dear Leader Johnson!
Hail Dear Glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of America !
Hail Dear the Party!

I have a class assignment to show the ways in which people demonstrate their love for the Party in the first election in fifty years, so please vote in my poll!
 
So the elections for the Glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of America are starting next week! I cannot wait to show my unceasing love for the party by casting my vote for Dear Leader Johnson.

Hail Dear Leader Johnson!
Hail Dear Glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of America !
Hail Dear the Party!

I have a class assignment to show the ways in which people demonstrate their love for the Party in the first election in fifty years, so please vote in my poll!

*votes for Tuttle, looks around warily for the state police*
 
A man came to my house and told me that if I voted for Mr. Johnson I would continue to get deliveries of milk and I would someday see my father again.

I am voting for Mr. Johnson right away!!!
 
Glory to Comrade Chairman Dear Leader Johnson!
Glory to the Peoples' Democratic Republic of America!
Glory to the democratic dictatorship of the farmers and workers!
Glory to the continuing cleansing and ferreting-out of counterrevolutionary traitors and class enemies!

Who is this upstart Tuttle, who dares contest the election? Let him be brought before an assembly of the masses, to answer for his rightist deviationism, and let him be made to criticize himself!
 
Thank God I live in Great Brtian, the world's greatest country.
OOC:Ironic, isn;t it No offeense to Britons. You're great. I just find it ironmic that me, the guy who is Lord of Ameriwank, said America was not the best country on Earth.
 
I voted for Dear Leader Johnson. Of course I did! Why he's the greatest leader we've ever had! (are the goons gone yet?) Goons? what do you mean goons!?!? I would never call our dear Leader's trusties err trusty followers and aides 'goons', you must have misheard me! I said ...err... 'loons', referring, of course, to any misguided people who may have voted for Tubble or whatever his name was. I mean, you'd have to be INSANE to vote for Tuggle. Do I look insane?

(whew! that was close)
 
Glory to Comrade Chairman Dear Leader Johnson!
Glory to the Peoples' Democratic Republic of America!
Glory to the democratic dictatorship of the farmers and workers!
Glory to the continuing cleansing and ferreting-out of counterrevolutionary traitors and class enemies!

Who is this upstart Tuttle, who dares contest the election? Let him be brought before an assembly of the masses, to answer for his rightist deviationism, and let him be made to criticize himself!

The only reason that Tuttle is even allowed to run is because of the imperialism of the American Empire*! They interfered in our internal affairs! How dare they! If Dear Leader Johnson wants to clease the country from greedy capitalists, then we have such a right! But Dear Leader Johnson decided not to crush the traitor opposition, but to let them be humilited in an election!

Glory to the Peoples' Democratic Republic of America!
Glory to the democratic dictatorship of the farmers and workers!
Glory to the continuing cleansing and ferreting-out of counterrevolutionary traitors and class enemies!


OOC: Confedarate States of America underwent a communist revolution. *American Empire=USA
I see the election as kind of like the end of communism in Poland, the government letting the opposition have an election, assuming they will lose.
 
I can not believe this!
How is it possible that people only voted ONCE for Johnson? I mean, darn, he's only got about %116 support as things now stand--people are slacking off.
 
I can not believe this!
How is it possible that people only voted ONCE for Johnson? I mean, darn, he's only got about %116 support as things now stand--people are slacking off.

Indeed you're slacking off.

Here in the August Republic of Craggy Island, we have the strongest democracy in the Western Hemisphere and we resent the frequent accusations of corruption in our electoral process. We're proud of having a system of government that relies on our voter's ever increasing turnout.

In fact, lowest participation in an election to date has been 5400%.

We are very serious about the right to vote, and we strongly believe that it is a right that must be exercised as often as possible!

One man, one vote! AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES!

Good thing we instituted electronic voting. We nearly left the island barren of trees with the last two elections.
 
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