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:eek:What lies, everyone knows that the other 27 regiments of Lunar Marines were blown to bits by the Solar Titans and that the remaining 3 regiments were literally raped by the Solar Guards!

OOC: C'mon, you've never heard of Armenian Radio jokes? I was going for a bit of humour. My favourite one:

The Armenian Radio was asked: "Is it good to have sex with an open window?"
The Armenian Radio answers: "Yes, but with a woman it is better."
 
OOC: C'mon, you've never heard of Armenian Radio jokes? I was going for a bit of humour. My favourite one:

The Armenian Radio was asked: "Is it good to have sex with an open window?"
The Armenian Radio answers: "Yes, but with a woman it is better."

I'm from the U.S. in redneck territory no less, so not really. But I got to admit it was pretty humorus:)
 

The Sandman

Banned
Your right there not good at blowing things up accuratly, thats why we loaded several hundreds of megatons of nukes to finish them off;)

Blowing things up wasn't the problem. Keeping them up, on the other hand...

I mean, some of our boys actually fell asleep! And the nukes were as sloppily targeted and executed as the rest of your blowing efforts.

Not really since the women were the one raping your Lunar Guards:p

It's only rape if it's unwanted, son. You ever heard the saying "Make love, not war"? Well, your Solar Guards took that saying to heart that day.

Took it pretty much everywhere else, too. :D
 
Blowing things up wasn't the problem. Keeping them up, on the other hand...

I mean, some of our boys actually fell asleep! And the nukes were as sloppily targeted and executed as the rest of your blowing efforts.

By asleep you mean dead:p



It's only rape if it's unwanted, son. You ever heard the saying "Make love, not war"? Well, your Solar Guards took that saying to heart that day.

Took it pretty much everywhere else, too. :D

Good thing we gave them HIV, genital warts, and every STD imaginable when we sent them into battle:D
 

The Sandman

Banned
By asleep you mean dead:p

Well, one or two, from boredom.

Good thing we gave them HIV, genital warts, and every STD imaginable when we sent them into battle:D

Even better thing that they apparently didn't use them. And that our men were all current on their shots. :)

Are you suggesting that all they are worth for are blowjobs?:rolleyes:

Of course not.

I'm suggesting that they weren't worth anything for that either.
 
To Hell with the lot of you. I'm going to crash Ceres into the Earth, and nothing you don can stop me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Unless you have cookies. That would buy me off)
 
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