What lies, everyone knows that the other 27 regiments of Lunar Marines were blown to bits by the Solar Titans and that the remaining 3 regiments were literally raped by the Solar Guards!
OOC: C'mon, you've never heard of Armenian Radio jokes? I was going for a bit of humour. My favourite one:
The Armenian Radio was asked: "Is it good to have sex with an open window?"
The Armenian Radio answers: "Yes, but with a woman it is better."