DBWI Do You Agree With the Laws Saying We Can No Longer Kill and Eat Our Slaves?

NapoleonXIV

Banned
Preposterous. Slaves respond only to the lash or the noose. Take away the slaughter shed and I warn you, we will have escape problems. Besides, noone living will take my roast slave at Thanksgiving, "no leather so supple, no meat so sweet"

(OOC btw, this is a FANTASY, in no way whatsoever do I think this is something that should actually happen, ever, anytime)
 
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I do. Slave-eating is horrible, and most of the country thinks so. You're from one of the old conservative landowner families, aren't you? Don't you realise how out of touch you are with the rest of the world?

Slaves may not be citizens, but they're still humans. Their blood is the same colour as yours. Their skin is the same colour as yours (well, most of the time anyway). If you hadn't been born into nobility, or if you'd been kidnapped by slave-traders as many of them have, you could have been one of them.

By the way, those escape problems of yours might have something to do with your affinity with the lash.

(OOC: Yes, I'm making slaves of all races. Why? Because I can.)
 

Keenir

Banned
I do. Slave-eating is horrible, and most of the country thinks so. You're from one of the old conservative landowner families, aren't you? Don't you realise how out of touch you are with the rest of the world?

a very small country, based on your ISBN tag, kiddo.

Slaves may not be citizens, but they're still humans. Their blood is the same colour as yours. Their skin is the same colour as yours (well, most of the time anyway). If you hadn't been born into nobility, or if you'd been kidnapped by slave-traders as many of them have, you could have been one of them.

dam liberal; always weeping over a perfectly normal thing. ever notice that its only the hunter-gatherers who don't practice the eating of slaves and-or defeated enemies?

yet nobody's calling for the abolition of civilized society...(okay, with the exception of those pampered babies who've never done a drop of work in their lives, never even ridden a horse)


you wimp
 
While I agree with the spirit of the law and find the killing and eating of slaves inhumane, I think government has no right to legislate morality. Why not let market forces do their job? I mean slaves are expensive as it is already, how often does this practice happen in real life anyways? The more slaves are killed for food, the more expensive they will be, eventually this practice will be priced out by the laws of scarcity and demand. How about we have a little faith in the invisible hand.
 

randomkeith

Banned
No way i'm not going to give up my right to eat my Turkish Slaves, at Christmas time. Or pop into McDonalds for a Hamburg, or Chicken fried Kentunckeyians. No way it's my rite to eat them and i shall continue to do so.
 
I support it due to the health reasons. Who know where the slaves have been.

Yea, the killing part sucks tough, how will this work out in biology class? Will they teach kids by dissecting frogs or something?

And what about product testing?
I know they are exempt, but would they go as far as to start testing on animals?
 
I just don’t see the law lasting I mean after the plague during Justinian reign wiped out all the cattle and sheep and then the one that followed the Mongols wiped out the pigs there simply weren’t enough sources of meat to feed people without resorting to eating slaves. I just don’t see how China can hope to support its huge population after making its major source of meat off limits. Sadly I think if they do stick with it the resulting fallout will be taken as a sign of weakness prompting Justinian XVI to start another Emperors war.
 
I don't particularly like such laws, once the government starts telling people what they can and can not do with thier own property the system starts breaking down. Mark my words, in a few years those silly ideas about having a Republic will start floating around again, when we all know how well that worked out last time we tried it...
 
Cannibalism occurs in more than 1,500 species. It's completely natural http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism_(zoology) "Unlike previously believed, cannibalism is not just a result of extreme food shortage or artificial conditions, but commonly occurs under natural conditions in a variety of species"

It's unrealistic and immoral to think that we could somehow stop humans from following the laws of nature!
 
Oh, I don't know... I have read human flesh isn't healthy, with all that fat and iron, but many people say they really like it; it's supposed to taste a bit like chicken, but with more mass. I guess it should be up to them, so no laws on it.

Me, I'm not into it. I was too disgusted with the Chinamen; they boil the babies alive, since the adrenalin is said to make the meat taste better!:eek: Sickos!

Seriously, we need to give more consideration to slaves' rights. Maybe not all the way to the crazies who "free" them and leave them in the woods to starve or mess up the ecosystem, but there ought to be legislation against unneedfully torturing them. And executions should be as painless as possible.

Although it is nice to have pair of slippers in real Indian leather...
 

~The Doctor~

Oh, sweet Jesus. What timeline have I landed in now?!

I better contact HQ and recommend this Earth by sterilized. Can't have the infection spreading - those Centauris get pissed mighty easily.
 
What horrid DBWI have I stepped into:eek:

Of course I don't like eating slaves, they taste nothing like chicken plus my friend died from a disease from eating a slave that hasn't been completely rid of bacteria and other stuff. This is horrid, If I had time travel I would have stopped myself from taking my first and only taste of another human.
 

randomkeith

Banned
Well think of the economic collapses that would occur should this law be enforced the Canadian fattening cities of Vancouver and Montreal would suffer economic collapse over night and whatto do with all these uselss slaves. They'd be to fat to walk, your just going to let them starve.

And how about the boutique meats, citeies such as Hamberg and Frankfurt would face economic collapse overnight. Yes i know that only 10% is now real Frankfurters and Hambergers (The rest being poor quality Russian) but still.
 
I don't understand why most places treat slaves so cruely, its also really weird that a lot of parents these days enslave and eat there kids, they are your kids you pyschos.
 
(*posted from an untraceable scrambled-source site*)

Death to the slavers! We of the Slave Liberation Army shall fight to the death to liberate those held in bondage! To those who would hold and/or eat slaves, we say to you, your days are numbered! The SLA shall free and arm those pitiful bondsmen and they shall rise and smite you down! Liberty! Freedom! Justice!

signed,
'General Spartacus'

*Note from the Federal Communications Authority: This message was received from an unknown source, but the Federal govt. wishes to remind the populace that it is still a capital crime to steal or arm anyone of slave status.
 
You see, the problem here is that too much has been made of eating and not enough of their labor. Figure how much they are worth in terms of hard labor, or enforced prostitution, and then sell them for meat after they start to break down.

Seriously, the price of eating a still attractive or still able slave should be a delicacy available only on the richest occasions. I've had it up to here with complaints about meat quality--the deliberate fattening and conditioning slaves for future consumption generally involves huge expenses in labor and materials. To say nothing of the fact that they often kill themselves prematurely rather than endure the conditioning. (They say that force-feeding slaves is one of the most traumatic parts of the process. They litterally shove a tube up their nose and into their stomach, gag their mouth and other orifices, and pump something like 5 pounds of corn oil into their bodies each day. Small wonder stomachs taste sweet and honeyed.

And then there is the whole crazy method of amputating their limbs, to decrease their caloric outtake. Generally, they use an acetylene torch without anesthetic to achieve this.

The question, I suppose, is whether industrialized consumption of slaves is immoral or indecent. Perhaps this issue can be resolved with the creation of an organic pasturing system, where selected slaves live something of a normal existence before they get eaten. Darn pricey though.

[OOC: I'm not a Wacko. Just so you know]
 
No way in hell! The guys who started the horrible practice(like slaveholders such as the Dukes) all need to be chopped up into tiny pieces and thrown in the ocean! Hail the Slave Liberation Army!
 
Slave eating is disgusting and is why one day the glorious Syndalicst Republic of Aztlan will rule over the world. Why would slaves ever want to serve under a populace of Nobles, rather than join the masses of Socialism? Which is exactly why the Slave Liberation Army and the Workers Army of Aztlan will defeat you, damn Aristocratic Counts.
 

Kaptin Kurk

Banned
You see, the problem here is that too much has been made of eating and not enough of their labor. Figure how much they are worth in terms of hard labor, or enforced prostitution, and then sell them for meat after they start to break down.

Seriously, the price of eating a still attractive or still able slave should be a delicacy available only on the richest occasions. I've had it up to here with complaints about meat quality--the deliberate fattening and conditioning slaves for future consumption generally involves huge expenses in labor and materials. To say nothing of the fact that they often kill themselves prematurely rather than endure the conditioning. (They say that force-feeding slaves is one of the most traumatic parts of the process. They litterally shove a tube up their nose and into their stomach, gag their mouth and other orifices, and pump something like 5 pounds of corn oil into their bodies each day. Small wonder stomachs taste sweet and honeyed.

And then there is the whole crazy method of amputating their limbs, to decrease their caloric outtake. Generally, they use an acetylene torch without anesthetic to achieve this.

The question, I suppose, is whether industrialized consumption of slaves is immoral or indecent. Perhaps this issue can be resolved with the creation of an organic pasturing system, where selected slaves live something of a normal existence before they get eaten. Darn pricey though.

[OOC: I'm not a Wacko. Just so you know]


Well, my people have been raising free ranged slaves for quite a while now. And I hope everyone looks into this mighty attractive option. They actually taste a bit better, in most peoples opinion! And the cost of rounding them up after a few years in the wild is on us! The smiles on your families' faces come equnox is on you! ;)

(We're the only slave trading family with it's own island. And 'Cuba' is full of decadent foods garanteeded to fatten the most recalcitrant slaves up!)
 
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