DBWI: China wasn't integrated into the Soviet Union

Comrades,

What if China was not integrated into the Soviet Union as the Kitai SSR after its War of Socialist Liberation?

I believe that it would instead become its own People's Republic. What do you think, comrades?

OOC: Wait, should this be in ASB?
 

yourworstnightmare

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Hahaha! Why are you trolling? You can't have a Socialist revolution without joining the Great Proletarian Union. Nation States are a tool of the bourgeois. Socialists would never form their own state, but join the World Revolution!
 
Are you guys high or something? The Soviets fell apart back in the early 70's because of the Chinese rebellion against Soviet authority. The Chinese never liked the idea of trading one foreign ruler for another. The fact that the US supplied the Chinese with an almost endless supply of weapons didn't help the Soviets either. I wonder if the Soviet Union would still be alive today if they hadn't annexed China. I also bet that all the Republicans would stop worshipping Nelson Rockefeller for "being the man that single handedly destroyed the USSR".

OOC: ;)
 
Are you guys high or something? The Soviets fell apart back in the early 70's because of the Chinese rebellion against Soviet authority. The Chinese never liked the idea of trading one foreign ruler for another. The fact that the US supplied the Chinese with an almost endless supply of weapons didn't help the Soviets either. I wonder if the Soviet Union would still be alive today if they hadn't annexed China. I also bet that all the Republicans would stop worshipping Nelson Rockefeller for "being the man that single handedly destroyed the USSR".

OOC: ;)

OOC: Oh come on. DBWIs' demises are always due to people being offtopic and contradicting what has been said. That doesn't fit with the DBWI.
 

yourworstnightmare

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Are you guys high or something? The Soviets fell apart back in the early 70's because of the Chinese rebellion against Soviet authority. The Chinese never liked the idea of trading one foreign ruler for another. The fact that the US supplied the Chinese with an almost endless supply of weapons didn't help the Soviets either. I wonder if the Soviet Union would still be alive today if they hadn't annexed China. I also bet that all the Republicans would stop worshipping Nelson Rockefeller for "being the man that single handedly destroyed the USSR".

OOC: ;)
More Revisionist History from the Moon Capitalists. One day your fascist regime will crumble, when the proletarians demand their rights. Then the Moon will join the glorious Proletarian Revolution as an SSR.
 
More Revisionist History from the Moon Capitalists. One day your fascist regime will crumble, when the proletarians demand their rights. Then the Moon will join the glorious Proletarian Revolution as an SSR.
OOC: :D Forget my previous post, this idea is too good to give up. Anyway, I really need to go to bed.
 
Hahaha! Why are you trolling? You can't have a Socialist revolution without joining the Great Proletarian Union. Nation States are a tool of the bourgeois. Socialists would never form their own state, but join the World Revolution!
Well, if you think about it, even though it does go against the goal of the glorious Global Revolution, it's possible. Some of the most fringe politicians come from the Kitai SSR... and the Yugoslavia SSR, for that matter. Mao Zedong's China could have distorted the victory of the proletariat for sinister, almost bourgeois purposes instead of joining the Motherland. And same with Yugoslavia.
 
Perhaps if the true socialist and committed Marxist Joseph Stalin had succeeded Lenin rather than the Dictator Trotsky we'd have seen a more realistic and just nationalities policy. Stalin, the great humanitarian, had spoken out against forcing all nations into the Soviet Union at the time of the war with Poland, and surly would have not engaged in such an act of aggression against a fellow socialist nation.

I mean, China as a single SSR? Such a balant attempt to keep Slavic peoples in charge of the USSR by denying the Chinese the majority they clearly have. We in Korea and Japan broke away for just such reasons! Long live Socialism, death to the Slavic Chauvinist world government!

We shall crush you, Trotsky scum, with the immaculate power of Kim Il Sung Thought!
 

yourworstnightmare

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Perhaps if the true socialist and committed Marxist Joseph Stalin had succeeded Lenin rather than the Dictator Trotsky we'd have seen a more realistic and just nationalities policy. Stalin, the great humanitarian, had spoken out against forcing all nations into the Soviet Union at the time of the war with Poland, and surly would have not engaged in such an act of aggression against a fellow socialist nation.

I mean, China as a single SSR? Such a balant attempt to keep Slavic peoples in charge of the USSR by denying the Chinese the majority they clearly have. We in Korea and Japan broke away for just such reasons! Long live Socialism, death to the Slavic Chauvinist world government!

We shall crush you, Trotsky scum, with the immaculate power of Kim Il Sung Thought!
More revisionism! The Korean and Japanese "secession" happened only in the minds of a handful of Capitalists, Fascists and so called "Social Democrats", that by no mean can be called real Socialists. The Korean and Japanese people bravely ignored the traitors and still today enjoy being a part of the Great Socialist Community.
 
Yeah Right !

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH !!!!

I have talked with Japanese today about you Yourworstnightmare, and they say WTF ? We in Québec think that you shall never annexed China, we have 30 000 000 peoples in our Republic since The 1970 Gold & Natural Gas rush, from those 30 000 000, 5 000 000 of them are Chinese. Oh, and by the way if your ''Socialist Revolution'' was sooooooo successful do you really think Indochina would be in European Federation ?
 

yourworstnightmare

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The propaganda is getting annoying. The agents of the Fascist Moon Regime are everywhere. However the brave workers will never give up their rights. Long Live the Global Soviet Union!
 
well, I imagine those troublesome self-glorifying half-competent farmers who call themselves "Chinese Nationalists" would probably have trimmed off a third of the population thanks to gross mismanagement and abuse and subsequent plague and famine.

and that's a conservative estimate.
 
Are you guys high or something? The Soviets fell apart back in the early 70's because of the Chinese rebellion against Soviet authority. The Chinese never liked the idea of trading one foreign ruler for another. The fact that the US supplied the Chinese with an almost endless supply of weapons didn't help the Soviets either. I wonder if the Soviet Union would still be alive today if they hadn't annexed China. I also bet that all the Republicans would stop worshipping Nelson Rockefeller for "being the man that single handedly destroyed the USSR".

OOC: ;)


ooc: I think this additional pod was a neat idea, but hey, I'm just a big fat idiot, what can I tell you.


ic: so yeah, now Dairy Queen has more franchisees in China than in United States and Mexico combined.

like I said, without the annexation and subsequent "liberation," you'd have a mere billion or so people in China today, not the vigorous 2.5 billion we have there now.
 
OOC: This , is almost complete ASB IMO . And what is more ASB is the fact that the entirety of China was incorporated as ONE SSR. And it's called by a bizarre name.

IC: Well , firstly , China is not just one single SSR within the entire global socialist federation. It's actually a collection of 22 SSRs , one for each province that corresponded to Late Qing dynasty provincial borders.

Secondly , as a Chinese myself , I take great offense at being called a Khitan.
 

Hendryk

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Most DBWIs are stupid and this one is no exception.

Should it devolve into roleplaying, as many DBWIs do, a moderator will helpfully move it to the Sandbox.
 
Most DBWIs are stupid and this one is no exception.

Should it devolve into roleplaying, as many DBWIs do, a moderator will helpfully move it to the Sandbox.



look, you wouldn't call it stupid if you had Khitanese blini eggrolls at a Moscow restaurant, would you? you wouldn't. tasty, tasty!
 
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