OOC: Not sure when we're positing the AmRev was quashed or how the rebels were treated, but here's some thoughts. Obviously, few of these people would be recognizable, but hey the point is to have a bit of fun.
1st 1779: Jeffrey Amherst
2nd 1784: Thomas Hutchinson
3rd 1789: Edmund Burke
4th 1794: Edmund Burke
5th 1799: Arthur Wellesley
6th 1804: Arthur Wellesley
7th 1809: William Wilberforce
8th 1814: James Madison
9th 1819: Rufus King (lots of jokes about his name)
10th 1824: Sir Henry Clay
11th 1829: Sir Henry Clay
12th 1834: Sir Henry Clay
13th 1839: William Lyon Mackenzie
14th 1844: William Lyon Mackenzie
15th 1849: Thomas Babington Maucaulay
16th 1854: Samuel Houston
17th 1859: Sir Robert Edward Lee
18th 1864: Abraham Lincoln
19th 1869: Sir James G. Blaine
20th 1874: James Macdonald
21st 1879: James Macdonald
22nd 1884: Joseph Chamberlain
23rd 1889: Alexander Mackenzie
24th 1894: Joseph Chamberlain
25th 1899: Sir Mark Hanna
26th 1904: William Jennings Bryan
27th 1909: Theodore Roosevelt, Marquis of Panama
28th 1914: Theodore Roosevelt, Marquis of Panama
29th 1919: Arthur Currie
30th 1924: H.G. Wells
31st 1929: William Lyon Mackenzie King
32nd 1934: William Lyon Mackenzie King
33rd 1939: Winston Churchill
34th 1944: Winston Churchill
35th 1949: Kermit Roosevelt
36th 1954: Douglas MacArthur
37th 1959: Douglas MacArthur
38th 1964: Douglas MacArthur
39th 1969: Sir Richard Milhous Nixon
40th 1974: Hubert Horatio Humphrey
41st 1979: Martin Luther King Jr.
42nd 1984: Martin Luther King Jr.
43rd 1989: Martin Luther King Jr. (created Earl of Birmingham)
44th 1994: Sir Robert Dole
45th 1999: William Wellesley Clinton
46th* 2004: William Wellesley Clinton
47th 2009: Piyush "Bobby" Jindal