DBWI: Bachelor Jesus

What would the ramifications be in early Christianity if Jesus of Nazareth, hadn't married Mary Magdalene? What would the religion be like today if their children Joseph and Sara had never been born? The earliest formation of the church may have been radically different if their children hadn't been involved.
 
Possibly the religion would be more anti-sexuality?

Huh well some (I insist on the some) bachelor I heard have pretty wild night so who know she church might be even more open

though considering its consider Sara wrote the second "Song of Songs" who know
 
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Possibly the Devine aspect of Jesus nature would have been stressed more as opposed to the Mortal aspect.
 
without the emphasis on church officials having a good Christian family -- a wife and kids -- there might be more of the monasticism, like the kind practiced by Buddhist monks in Bengal and Siam. you know, chaste people living in poverty, (no family), in an attempt to connect with god.
 
I personally think that the Resurrection would have been considered more important than the Immortality of Descendants.

Marcus 7:23

For in Christ's Children did his Spirit remain, so as it remains in all Children of Man.
 

~The Doctor~

Some anal-retentive sexually repressed pervert probably writes a novel where Jesus is married. And of course, the Catholic church is "teh EVOL!!!!!111!!!1!"
 
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I heard some of the early Christian leaders were rather power hungry..... good thing Sara was a pacifist who slept with just about all of them and somehow managed to divide the Judeo/Christians even further. Maybe they would have consolidated their power, and managed to control the masses for a while.

Thank Muhammed and Allah that didn't happen!
 
I heard some of the early Christian leaders were rather power hungry..... good thing Sara was a pacifist who slept with just about all of them and somehow managed to divide the Judeo/Christians even further. Maybe they would have consolidated their power, and managed to control the masses for a while.

Thank Muhammed and Allah that didn't happen!

Leave it to a Moslemist to debase the virtous mother of twelve European and North African dynasties. Divided the Judeo-Christians? What have you been smoking, and can I have some? The Church is one of the most powerful and benevolent religions in the world, refusing to support the Crusades against the very founders of your religion. Would Judeastan exist today without the example set down by Pope Gregory VIII and Saladin showing that peace can exist between the different religions of Abraham?

Even Muhammed wrote that wives should follow the example started by Mary and followed by her daughter Sara, in the pure love they held within their marriages.
 
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