DBWI: "As of midnight"...

I am placing the country under martial law. The recent bombings on Mindanao and the campaigns right and left against the federal government must be dealt with in this manner. Elections are not cancelled, merely postponed. In the meantime, let us reflect on our patriotic duty to serve our proud nation, to help our needy in the community, towards an engaged society"- President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's July 27, 2009 Address to the Nation.

Anyone want to take it up from here?
 

Sachyriel

Banned
Opinion from upstart anarchist news E-zine, LANarchism, 3,000,000 suscribers, August 1st 2009:

Authoritarian Socialist:

The Idiocy of Imperialism stems from the Ego of the Empire. There is a Scientific Prophecy about State-Owned Property! The Workers Will Unite under A Banner Of Solidarity!

Stoned Anarchist:
However a Right to Property stems from the Rights being the Property of an Egotistical, Idiotic Emperor. There is this Pothead Guy See? And he's asking "What's property?". You Never Need to Fork over The Benefits Of A Charity.
 
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