DBWI:Any Aryan veterans of the Eastern Front here?

I supported his coup after finding out about the Einsatzgruppen and the Final Solution. I barely escaped with my life. Shame Admiral Canaris didn't have half of the courage that Rommel did.

So you are so stupid as to reveal your treachery here? The Gestapo will be at your door soon--prepare!

OOC:Yeah, keep in mind the setting...:rolleyes:
 
I supported his coup after finding out about the Einsatzgruppen and the Final Solution. I barely escaped with my life. Shame Admiral Canaris didn't have half of the courage that Rommel did.

So how's life in America for you (i read the declassified CIA documents about you, ad they are quite interesting, in the chinese sense)
 

Nikephoros

Banned
So how's life in America for you (i read the declassified CIA documents about you, ad they are quite interesting, in the chinese sense)

Luckily, the special forces had need for men with my experience. As the world is already aware, I lead the assassination of Hermann Goring in 1948.
 
Luckily, the special forces had need for men with my experience. As the world is already aware, I lead the assassination of Hermann Goring in 1948.

Bwahaha! Arrogant lies. All know that Goring died peacefully in his sleep. Anyway, we need not look at your lies. Take them away!

OOC:Context, context! :rolleyes:
 
Can't we reminisce about the glory days of the reich w/o these trolls?

there were no glory days, never are, never will be.

The Third Reich is way behind the United States of America, with possibly the worst education system in the world. WTF? Biology all about nose shape and eye colour? No wonder AIDS is still a problem in Germany.

Our Computers are far superior to yours. Yours are the equivalent of our 2000 technology.

Germany has a rubbish military. your Panzer XIII tanks are no match for a MacArthur. We have the Lakota gunship, the Bald Eagle fighter jet, the A-14 bomber and many more superior weapons systems.

Your economy is going down the toilet. The Cato Institute published a report proving that Free societies (America, China, India, Australia) were more productive than unfree societies (Germany, Italy)

You are internationally isolated and despised.
 
Well I did my 2 years like everyone else in the SS-GB. The Soviet partisans are a vicious bunch, I don't see why we don't just nuke them.

On a lighter note I visited the Soviet war memorial in Manchester today :)

4088101_63390b40b1.jpg
 
there were no glory days, never are, never will be.

The Third Reich is way behind the United States of America, with possibly the worst education system in the world. WTF? Biology all about nose shape and eye colour? No wonder AIDS is still a problem in Germany.

Our Computers are far superior to yours. Yours are the equivalent of our 2000 technology.

Germany has a rubbish military. your Panzer XIII tanks are no match for a MacArthur. We have the Lakota gunship, the Bald Eagle fighter jet, the A-14 bomber and many more superior weapons systems.

Your economy is going down the toilet. The Cato Institute published a report proving that Free societies (America, China, India, Australia) were more productive than unfree societies (Germany, Italy)

You are internationally isolated and despised.

I unclicked Ignore just to see what nonsense you are spouting. This propaganda is just vile. The notion that your inferior weapons can even challenge ours is just laughable. In any case, an admin will soon ban you for your Zionist trolling, so I'll have the last laugh.

OOC:To prevent derailment. Play along, or change character if you want. ;)
 
I unclicked Ignore just to see what nonsense you are spouting. This propaganda is just vile. The notion that your inferior weapons can even challenge ours is just laughable. In any case, an admin will soon ban you for your Zionist trolling, so I'll have the last laugh.

OOC:To prevent derailment. Play along, or change character if you want. ;)

OOC: i just can't RP evil, it's not my style. Besides, this makes things interesting, in the chinese sense.

IC:
The notion that your inferior weapons can even challenge ours is just laughable

No, the other way round. The recent tests by the Chinese of the Panzer XIII showed significant faults in reliability

In any case, an admin will soon ban you for your Zionist trolling

No, the banning is decided by all 18 of the admins and moderators and requires a two-thirds majority.

OOC: Zionist isn't much of an insult ATL, because Israel doesn't exist ITTL.

This propaganda is just vile

IC: Can't handle the truth that the Reich isn't the best nation in the world?

We will have the last laugh in the end, because America has a higher GDP than you (heck, even Mexico and Chile have higher GDPs).
 
OOC: i just can't RP evil, it's not my style. Besides, this makes things interesting, in the chinese sense.

IC:


No, the other way round. The recent tests by the Chinese of the Panzer XIII showed significant faults in reliability



No, the banning is decided by all 18 of the admins and moderators and requires a two-thirds majority.

OOC: Zionist isn't much of an insult ATL, because Israel doesn't exist ITTL.



IC: Can't handle the truth that the Reich isn't the best nation in the world?

We will have the last laugh in the end, because America has a higher GDP than you (heck, even Mexico and Chile have higher GDPs).

Lies, lies, lies. Besides, the admins are all Aryans loyal to the Reich anyway, so the question is moot.

OOC:Well, you may want to leave then, as I did intend this thread to be a fleshing out of a Naziwank TL from the German POV, and not an IC willywaving contest. Or you can simply be a neutral Wehrmacht soldier and spill some war stories.
 
I was a Hauptmann back then. To tell you the truth, my fellow Germans, I never saw any of these alleged "war crimes". I was too busy trying to keep my soldiers alive. If anything, after the fall of Kiev, the Bolsheviks became even more persistant. We had to fight our way through three battalions of them at Kubinka to secure some old cannons, but we did our duty to the Fatherland.

The Victory parade in Moscow was truly spectacular, did anyone else participate?
 
I was a Hauptmann back then. To tell you the truth, my fellow Germans, I never saw any of these alleged "war crimes". I was too busy trying to keep my soldiers alive. If anything, after the fall of Kiev, the Bolsheviks became even more persistant. We had to fight our way through three battalions of them at Kubinka to secure some old cannons, but we did our duty to the Fatherland.

The Victory parade in Moscow was truly spectacular, did anyone else participate?

I did. I was on the second cohort, with those flashy Tiger tanks--gott, I can remember the Heinkels up ahead, and the swastika banners hanging from the Kremlin...do you remember the generals waving? General Hadler was there, who else?
 
I was a Hauptmann back then. To tell you the truth, my fellow Germans, I never saw any of these alleged "war crimes". I was too busy trying to keep my soldiers alive. If anything, after the fall of Kiev, the Bolsheviks became even more persistant. We had to fight our way through three battalions of them at Kubinka to secure some old cannons, but we did our duty to the Fatherland.
Exactly we are lucky to have preservered with those savage Russians who would not give up.
 
I did. I was on the second cohort, with those flashy Tiger tanks--gott, I can remember the Heinkels up ahead, and the swastika banners hanging from the Kremlin...do you remember the generals waving? General Hadler was there, who else?

I remember Hube, von Rundstedt, von Leeb and Guderian. Goebbels seemed freezing. Strangely, I dont really remember it being perticulary cold that day.
 
Last edited:
Gruppenfuhrer Johannes Becker here ... I had the privilege of fighting to protect innocent German lives in the Reichskommisariat Muskovy. The Red terrorists were targeting German farms and villages in the Reichskommisariat ... simply out of jealousy and spite. The land is far more productive under enlightened Aryan management than under collectivist Soviet mismanagement.

So, after some time in the Provinz of Britannien, I was assigned to a protection detachment that helped restore order to the countryside. It is now safe for German women and children even near Muskovy ... as it should be. Even the very land is better off!

Then I was promoted and sent to Palestine ... but that story is for another day ... :eek:

Heil Hitler!

Johannes Becker ... British by birth, Aryan by the grace of Providence.
 
OOC: i just can't RP evil, it's not my style. Besides, this makes things interesting, in the chinese sense.

IC:


No, the other way round. The recent tests by the Chinese of the Panzer XIII showed significant faults in reliability



No, the banning is decided by all 18 of the admins and moderators and requires a two-thirds majority.

OOC: Zionist isn't much of an insult ATL, because Israel doesn't exist ITTL.



IC: Can't handle the truth that the Reich isn't the best nation in the world?

We will have the last laugh in the end, because America has a higher GDP than you (heck, even Mexico and Chile have higher GDPs).

Totales Unsinn. You can't beat a ballistic missile with a color TV ... we're better at the first and you're better at the second. :p

But don't worry, I forgive you. If you have an Aryan background there will always be a place for you in the Reich. That's my speciality ... finding closet Germans and having them come out of the closet.

Why is everyone laughing?
 
Totales Unsinn. You can't beat a ballistic missile with a color TV ... we're better at the first and you're better at the second. :p

But don't worry, I forgive you. If you have an Aryan background there will always be a place for you in the Reich. That's my speciality ... finding closet Germans and having them come out of the closet.

Why is everyone laughing?

No, but we have Anti-nuke railguns that have a 99% kill rate.

Germany's technology is stagnant. the Macarthur tank demonstrated that.

The Chinese Army compared a Macarthur tank with the Panzer XIII, and the Macarthur won. It was superior in every conceivable way.

Sure, Tom Gervasi sent a book round germany called the Myth of Nazi military supremacy.

America has the cutting edge in technology. For example, the M-35 assault rifle uses caseless ammunition, our computers have 512x the processing power (OOC: i'm assuming that's how moore's law works).

German education is appalling. All it consists of is Children being taught fairytales of hatred and eugenics. Heck, you even consider AIDS, ojne of the deadliest diseases on earth, a "Jewish myth"

The Hawk fighter Jet can go at Mach 5, the Americans are at the Asteroid belt, while the German rocket rogramme suffers from constant failure and hasn't even landed on the moon.

I will NEVER ever join your pit of evil. My duty is to the republic, not to some evil empire that tried to murder my grandfather.
 
Top