DBWI:Anime to be banned

Today, Congress passed a bill to ban Japanese animation in the United States, deeming it 'ungodly, contrary to western, Christian values, and corrupting', with the Secretary for Morality citing 'incest, promiscuity, lesbianism, and other acts deemed unholy by the Lord' in various anime. He also claimed that 'it comes from a culture polarized next to ours, and therefore is simply not compatible with our Christian culture'.

Frankly, I think this is ludicrous. Any comments?

OOC:To clarify, this is in a TL where the US is dominated by fundies. A semi-dystopia, then.

Here, in Puerto Rico, I just have to laugh my arse off. It reminds me of a time when the Puerto Rico tried to ban novelas, but that really didn't last long - they were just too damn popular. And most of the content of the novelas were innocent! OK, so there is some kissing and partial nudity in them - so what? Though I hear that the US is going to start importing Puerto Rican English-language cartoons to make up for the lost animé - which could only make me chuckle (though the style of them is just pure art, IMO). Ah, the joys of living in a bilingual country.
 
But I wonder what will happen with Mecha Manga Bible Heroes
( http://www.mmbibleheroes.com/ ).
MMBH is righteous, but is obviously influenced by Japanese titles.
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Bah! That's nothing like El amor no tiene precio! :D
 
Oh Jee! I certainly am glad those nasty Japs will no longer influence my impressionable young mind. The government is righteous in this action! All objectors should be shot in the streets and have the fires of hell lap at their naked flesh.
 
Y'all shud be greatfull for the USA! Without us, all of you eurotrash morans wud be slaves to the godless Commies. You think this is ludicrius? Only for hatefull, America-bashing, librul, cathilick, soshulist scum. All true Americans stand behind our guverniment against those who hate our Freedom! Freedom from unclean purnegraffy and heathen idelatry. You can all suffercade in you're filth and disesies, while us True Christians live riteous lifes, like Jesus and the Bible tell us, building the New Israel, without uppitty negros and feminazis and librul babykillers, like the Foundling Fathers of our Nashion indented!

Holy heck, the state of the American education has really gone to hell since the so-called "Moral Majority" took over. I heard that literacy rates even dropped. At least we still have a decent education system here in Canada, and a ton of anime that will likely be smuggled across the border.
 

FDW

Banned
I'm glad that I escaped from that morass of Bullshit when I moved to Vancouver.
 
Holy heck, the state of the American education has really gone to hell since the so-called "Moral Majority" took over. I heard that literacy rates even dropped. At least we still have a decent education system here in Canada, and a ton of anime that will likely be smuggled across the border.

Please ignore the improper grammar of my good friend, Josephus. Although he is obviously a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT, his manner of type leaves much to be desired. Please ignore all further posts by my good friend, Josephus. He has obviously been educated by some communist pigs.

The AMERICAN GOVERNMENT will fix that. The AMERICAN GOVERNMENT has set up many programs to assist those who have been tainted by communist propaganda. We will educate all of North America, beginning with MEXICO and CANADA.

Remember to support the GOOD TROOPS. They fight for AMERICAN freedom. AMERICA is freedom.
 
Holy heck, the state of the American education has really gone to hell since the so-called "Moral Majority" took over. I heard that literacy rates even dropped. At least we still have a decent education system here in Canada, and a ton of anime that will likely be smuggled across the border.

Same thing with me here in Puerto Rico. Fortunately, we could crank out our TV signals and broadcast "clean" stuff in both of Puerto Rico's official languages for those who still have that need (along with our novelas), as well as you guys.
 

maverick

Banned
Yay! Yet another product for the Black Market!

Now I can get Booze, marijuana and Mazinger G in the same store!:rolleyes:

Geez, It was bad enough with the second prohibition...


Why doesn't the Government just write John Gotti a damn check and make him the Governor of New York officially already? It'd be faster.
 
I wholeheartedly support this decision. Japanimation has been steadily encroaching upon the American cartoon market for decades. It has been costing this nation many jobs each year, siphoning it into the sake of some fat, squat salaryman at every moment. I say good for Congress for outlawing this threat to the U.S. economy at last.

Besides, French animation is superior anyways. With such works as The Octuplets of Montparnasse, Esfahan, and Lumières, France is churning out a lot of good works that puts the Nipponese to shame.
 
The Guardians of the Church of the United States have noted your disloyalty to our great utopia, and will be visiting you shortly sinner.
OOC: Okay, the whole "We will be tracing your IP address and coming to get you mwahahahahaha" thing gets really old, really fast. And frankly it just pushes the whole thing over into cartoonish supervillainy territory. I mean, we've already established that a significant minority of the US isn't fundie, living at the coasts -- how the hell is this "Guardian" thing supposed to work? Are they going to have to arrest everybody? Not to mention that "fundamentalist" goes throughout pretty much all denominations of Christianity -- which "Church" are they supposed to be "guarding"?
 
Yay! Yet another product for the Black Market!

Now I can get Booze, marijuana and Mazinger G in the same store!:rolleyes:

I agree with that a whole lot - since it's so true. :D Heck, we've made tons of money on legal sales alone, not to mention tourism, based on the alcohol and tobacco bans alone. Though now I hear that they're thinking of banning caffeine, which could only help us. :cool:

Things like this make me glad that we got our independence. At least we don't have to deal with that type of stuff.

Why doesn't the Government just write John Gotti a damn check and make him the Governor of New York officially already? It'd be faster.

I also agree. Seriously.
 
Besides, French animation is superior anyways. With such works as The Octuplets of Montparnasse, Esfahan, and Lumières, France is churning out a lot of good works that puts the Nipponese to shame.


Trust me - Puerto Rican animation is just as good as French animation, if not better. I grew up with Puerto Rican cartoons and Franco-Belgian ones, and I prefer the Puerto Rican ones over the Franco-Belgian ones. And since your country is apparently going to start importing our cartoons to make up for the lost animé, I just have to ask you to watch one and I'm sure you'll be impressed at the quality.

Now, excuse me - there's an English-language novela based on Romeo and Juliet on the TV in about a couple of minutes, so I guess I have to depart. See you in an hour!
 

maverick

Banned
Please ignore the improper grammar of my good friend, Josephus. Although he is obviously a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT, his manner of type leaves much to be desired. Please ignore all further posts by my good friend, Josephus. He has obviously been educated by some communist pigs.

The AMERICAN GOVERNMENT will fix that. The AMERICAN GOVERNMENT has set up many programs to assist those who have been tainted by communist propaganda. We will educate all of North America, beginning with MEXICO and CANADA.

Remember to support the GOOD TROOPS. They fight for AMERICAN freedom. AMERICA is freedom.

Well, the Eurocommunists just won Pluralities in Westphalia and Belgium, and the Coalition of Communists, Radicals, Socialists and Anti-Gaullists has just won another 7 years in France, will the USA send troops there too?

The USA goes Fundie and Europe goes Communist, shocking:rolleyes:
 
It's about time the Feds followed our lead. Indiana has had the toughest such laws for some years. Buy American! Draw American!, by God! I threw my oldest son out of the house three years ago after the state law was adopted - couldn't keep his hands off the Jap porno cartoons! Now he's selling the stuff in the underground economy, making three times my income, living in a big house, wait a minute... :eek:
 
It's about time the Feds followed our lead. Indiana has had the toughest such laws for some years. Buy American! Draw American!, by God! I threw my oldest son out of the house three years ago after the state law was adopted - couldn't keep his hands off the Jap porno cartoons! Now he's selling the stuff in the underground economy, making three times my income, living in a big house, wait a minute... :eek:

Hmm, that's sounds exactly like something one of my co-workers talked about a couple of weeks ago. Was his name, by any chance, David? If it is, he's now also a camera-man at my workplace, which is a film company.
 
This is actually a great move considering that it can lead to more American artist being able to create American Anime and American super heros. Japanese Imports and Japanese Tentacle Porn has simple killed the U.S domestic anime and tentacle porn industry.

We need those Jerbs dammit :mad:
 
I'm glad that I escaped from that morass of Bullshit when I moved to Vancouver.

I heard that someone who owns a farm right on the US(-Canadian) border is building a giant blank wall with the intention of projecting anime for viewers across the border on the US side. I guess there's no freaking way for US authorities to shut that operation down, considering how our courts strike down any law that a government may pass that includes any hint of censorship.

Vive le Canada!:cool:
 

FDW

Banned
I heard that someone who owns a farm right on the US(-Canadian) border is building a giant blank wall with the intention of projecting anime for viewers across the border on the US side. I guess there's no freaking way for US authorities to shut that operation down, considering how our courts strike down any law that a government may pass that includes any hint of censorship.

Vive le Canada!:cool:

I'm a part of that operation, and It's not just one farm there are many properties where were doing this
 
Its about time is what I say, some would consider me liberal and I would say that Another reason to support the government in this decision is that This "Anime" is killing american culture, when was the last time you watched an american cartoon, or read a book by an american author, really, minorities and such have a right to exist, but we need a culture of our own.
 
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