DBWI: Alternate History is impossible as the glory of Communism predestined!

Maybe capitalists are angry as we buried them economically. Yeh, thats right, Khruschev was right.

That's Kruschtschyov to you! :D And you claim you're cummunist.

ArKhan: Something's wrong with the encoding on your ordinator. Maybe you should get that fixed.
 
I've always wondered why Soviet keyboards insert odd characters every so often. Maybe it's the extra buttons for all the extra characters in Cyrillic...

I don't know about you, but one of my friends had a Greek keyboard. It looked not too different from my Puerto Rican keyboard (especially with the dead key for all the accents needed for English, Spanish and Papiamento), but it was a bit odd with the dedicated keys needed for the breathings and the ipoyegrammeni, not to mention that his ordinator automatically distinguished between different types of letters - which amazed me. Of course, he had a Function key which alternated between using the Latin alphabet and the Greek alphabet, but still.
 
who vainly tries to insinuate that the greatest historians of all times, our forever beloved leader Sverdlov and his present incarnation Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky

OOC: ***laughs hysterically off chair***
 
It is becaus£e our computers use a superior↕ program language that your inferiorΘ capitalist computers have trouble reading!

Or maybe it's something on your end. I've worked with Soviet computers before - they're great for programming, as well as my LISA - but for day-to-day functions, well, it doesn't work all that great sometimes with Latin characters - particularly if the code pages in the encoding are corrupted. I do know that the Soviets promised a fix for the bug on the Latin-character code pages a couple of years back, so it should be interesting to see what they come up with.

OOC: Hail LISA! :D
 
You in the west are ideologically backward due to your ignorance of the true glory that is Communism♀! You have been blinded by your capitalist slave drivers into beliving a flase reality± just as the glorious communist party of the sovietΘ union is now fighting to liberate internet from capitalist scum like Steven Job]s and William Gates%, so too will one day west and Japan be liberated, as people's hackers take down capitalist web sites and replacing for purpose of showing true glories of so§cialism! Long live Soviet Union! Down with decadent western websites and "meme".
(rolling on the floor laughing) hi from capitalist america
 
OOC: Is this Timecube style rants? Becuase of this were OOC, i think this would have been a stundie goldmine.
 
The Propaganda Department of USSR should improve their political studies. Nothing in marxist theory contradict AH if done right.

OOC: I assume that a surviving USSR employ a few (or more then a few..) to post their propaganda on the web.
 
Glory to the Soviet Union! I⌠n all their wisdom, the infalable█ judical system of the people's state have found me innocent of charges of treason, understandingJ that my use of western terms such as hacker and destiny used to help under-educated westerner understand glory of communist inevitablity♫
 
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