A lot of people thought working class hero Jeff Blythe could have been President one day, but he’s always had a lot working against him. People think he’s something of a bumpkin despite having been a Rhodes scholar, graduated at the top of his class at the University of Chicago law school, and mastered four foreign languages and three musical instruments. They just can’t get past an accent that sounds like something out of that SNL Superfans sketch.
Over the years, he’s cultivated a close friendship with recent SCOTUS appointee Hillary Rodman Nussbaum, one that people have speculated was more than just friendship. The two have always denied it - “Hillary is not a cheater,” Blythe said famously. Of course, one has to wonder if Blythe being a lifelong bachelor works against him.
So could W. Jefferson Blythe III ever be elected president? And please no ASB scenarios like his father dying before he was born and some dipshit in Arkansas marrying his mother leading to his rise to the presidency under a different last name. We all enjoyed “A Decade of Peace and Prosperity,” but it’s been done and it seems kind of implausible.
Over the years, he’s cultivated a close friendship with recent SCOTUS appointee Hillary Rodman Nussbaum, one that people have speculated was more than just friendship. The two have always denied it - “Hillary is not a cheater,” Blythe said famously. Of course, one has to wonder if Blythe being a lifelong bachelor works against him.
So could W. Jefferson Blythe III ever be elected president? And please no ASB scenarios like his father dying before he was born and some dipshit in Arkansas marrying his mother leading to his rise to the presidency under a different last name. We all enjoyed “A Decade of Peace and Prosperity,” but it’s been done and it seems kind of implausible.
POD is Bill Clinton’s birth father never gets in the car accident that killed him before Clinton was born, and the family moves to Chicago. Naturally, “A Decade of Peace and Prosperity” is OTL.