Osama bin Laden, president of the Islamic Arabian Republic, died yesterday of kidney failure. The Deputy President (apparently he hasn't been sworn in yet as President) declared a national day of mourning for the IAR.
Good riddance to the raving loonie hypocrite. Go on and on about the evil West, then pocket their cash as they buy your oil.
(OOC: The IAR = Saudi Arabia following a revolution that took place, say, sometime in the 90s)