DB: Oh shit oh shit oh shit, the Benedict Memorial's been bombed!

During the President's speech on the economy, just now on live television!

Damn it, I have a friend who went to the capital for the speech! Please pick up man, please pick up...
 
He's in London.

He had breakfast with Gordon, which must be a fun event.

Speaking of Gordon... He looks more like his famed predescessor the older he gets, doesn't he? Y'know, General Charles Gordon? The General who was almost killed by the mad Mahdi. Good thing Alastair Gordon has a cooler head.
 
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