Crusader Kings II - Paradox Entertainement (02/12)

tfw you're so engrossed in your little corner of the world you literally never scroll away from your kingdom for years and years of in game time then suddenly you decide to check on Western Europe because there is a Crusade and JESUS WHAT IS HAPPENING FUCK

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Neither of her parents nor is her spouse Bengali, so I've no clue what caused this.

Shortly after losing the Crusade the Breton(?) norse pagan(?) Karlings lost West Francia to a revolt by a non-Karling claimant, creating France. So between that and Queen Gertrude having a non-dynastic heir I say the Karling blob has entered a marked decline in fortures.

The Breton(?) norse pagan(?) Karlings still have East Francia, which is primarily situated in South East England.
 
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I've noticed that with Jade Dragon that the Zoroastrian games seem easier, or maybe I'm just gotten lucky. I'm currently playing the Karen Dynasty with the 769 start and the Islamic nations around me are ripping each other apart, which has allowed me to very quickly gobble up land and create the Dayum Kingdom, however another minor Zoroastrian lord managed to eat up a bunch of land that is de jure part of the Kingdom and a big chunk of Armenia which means that he won't kneel to me willingly, so I'm going to have to fight this bastard and hope that the Muslims don't get their shit together anytime soon.
 
AI Zoroastrians (well, Manichaeans) are a total powerhouse in my game so yeah probably. Though interestingly enough in India not Persia.
 
The opposite has happened in my game, the Abbasids have destroyed the Zoroastrians and have united every Muslim state between Tibet and North Africa under them, while also annexing all of Abyssinia. They even managed to beat back a Chinese invasion and an Indian (my empire) invasion.

Islam stronk!
 
Really liking the new DLC so far, I don't play a lot in in the east, but the addition of the new CB's and slight tweaks have make this game even better!
 
Regarding the Zoroastrians, I've been relatively successful playing the Karen in a 867 start. First guy (Vandad) ruled for over 30 years and conquered the duchies of Tabaristan, Khorasan, Merv, Balkh, Khuttal and Samarkand, forming the Kingdom of Khorasan. The only real setback was losing Tabaristan to the Abbasids, but I regained it shortly thereafter. To be fair, though, the Samanids were getting assailed from all sides and the Saffarids and Tahirids seem to have ground eachother into a stalemate.

As for China, the Tang got deposed 10 years in, but the new guy likes Zoroastrians (no idea why).

Elsewhere, things have been interesting. Highlights include...
  • Princesses of Tulunid Egypt inexplicably converting to Miaphysitism and West African Paganism.
  • The Commander of the Varangian Guard seizing the Byzantine throne, Basil took it back shortly thereafter.
  • An almost completely Norse pagan England, formed by the Hvitserks of Jorvik. They also have sizeable portions of Scotland and Ireland because they vassalised their Ivaring cousins. The two kings they've had thus far? Ragnarr 'the Mutilator' and Styrkar 'the Monster'.
  • Speaking of Norse conquests, Harald Fairhair of Ostlandet has conquered Lotharingia- presumably in a prepared invasion- as well as bits of Wales, Scotland, and Ireland.
  • A Karling King of Italy with the nickname 'Son of the Devil' who burnt his brother at the stake and is about to be deposed in favour of one of the Vermandois-Karlings.
 
I just saw Khazaria sallow Denmark which ironically held no land in Denmark but Held southwestern England and some other lands.
 
Since my focus switched come Jade Dragon, might as well wrap this early.


* Adhémar I, or Adhémar the Lionheart
Emperor of the Romans (Dec. 25, 1026 - ???)
King of Aquitaine (Jan. 28, 1011 - ???)
King of Andalusia (Jan. 5, 1019 - ???)
King of Italy (April 7, 1026 - ???)


Adhémar rose to the throne of Aquitaine a different sort of man than his predecessors - generous in some ways, but with a deep cynicism as regards the church and a tendency to scheme and deceive those he saw as enemies. Indeed, one of his first acts as king was to quietly arrange for the death of Count Uc of Farama, with whom he had quarreled all his life. Uc perished that spring after sipping poison wine, with none the wiser.

That summer, Adhémar celebrated the birth of Leon, his second son. While his first son, Adhémar, showed no signs of extraordinary intellect, Leon was born with eyes as bright as his father's.

That fall, word came of shocking news from the Holy Land. Adhémar's uncle, King Aymeric of Jerusalem, had struck down the coast of Arabia from Aqabah, and in a single fell swoop, ejected the Saracens from Mecca and Medina, making that land his. Adhémar quickly called a grand tourney to celebrate his uncle's stunning victory in the name of God.

The first few years of Adhémar's reign were peaceful, though in the fall of 1013 the King was wounded by a boar during a grand hunt he'd called for in Toulouse. As he recovered from his injury, he imprisoned Countess Maria of Saintonge after catching her plotting a murder, then revoked her county, forestalling its passage out of Aquitaine with the expected inheritance of a French duke.

That summer, Adhémar received word of another oddity: The Third Cadaver Synod. The corpse of Pope Martin II was exhumed on the order of his successor, Pope Clement IV, and placed on trial, accused of simony, raping nuns during the Siege of Jerusalem, using the Lateran as a brothel, and of being a monophysite. The corpse was found guilty and anathemized, then beheaded and set on fire, the ashes scattered from the port of Ostia. Adhémar just buried his face in his hands and prayed this wouldn't become a trend.

Tiring of hearing word of Moorish raids on the Way of St. James, Adhémar interceded with Pope Clement IV through 1016, pleading with him to declare a Crusade against the Umayyads of al-Andalus. Hearing no word of reply, Adhémar sent another missive in 1017 - and Clement responded, declaring the Second Crusade to sweep the Moors from Iberia. Immediately, Adhémar mustered the armies of Aquitaine to war.

As the spring of 1018 wound onward, Adhémar's host crushed an army of more than 20,000 Moors outside the gates of Albarracin after storming those cities. Bolstered by Papal mercenaries and hired swords under Adhémar's own pay, Aquitaine's men won a pitched battle there, then pursued the Moors to Tarragona, routing their host beneath the walls of that city in the southernmost of Aquitaine's holdings. Pursuing the main Moorish host through the Ebro Valley, Adhémar's men scattered them to the four winds, indiscriminately storming keep after keep. In the space of a year, the Moorish host had been obliterated and much of their northernmost march seized, with Papal, Leonese and Templar armies besieging many key cities along the southern coast. Seeing his realm laid prostrate at Christendom's feet, the Emir Sa'adaddin waved the white flag.

As the new year dawned, Pope Clement IV crowned Adhémar the rightful King of Andalusia. With a vast realm to oversee, much of it Muslim, Adhémar turned to native Andalusians to administer much of the actual land, drawing men from the Mozarabic community. But only so many Mozarabs could be found, and Adhémar found himself eventually turning to Occitans and even a few Muslims to administer these lands. Even an Avar adventurer, Barjik Yantsukh, was named a Count, given rule in Alcantara, and another Avar granted holdings in the Algarve. The most important lord in the newly-conquered lands was Pol of Marsan, Duke of Cordoba and Seville; a chaste man of scholarly bent, he was granted the title with the understanding that, upon his death, the lands would return to Adhémar's hands, to be granted to one of his sons.

With Andalusia under Aquitanian control, Aquitaine stood at the height of its power to date, and Adhémar turned to considering whether it might be possible to bring Italy under his control. But no ties to the Italian crown ran in his family, and the Pope refused to grant him a claim. Adhémar's sole option was to turn to skullduggery.

Adhémar invited Prince Robert of Holland to his court, the young man set to inherit nothing and wed to Princess Lodovica of Italy. His scheme to kill Robert proved unnecessary, however; the Prince was in line to become Bishop of Rosebeke, and with the preceding bishop dying of an infected wound in early 1020, Robert rose to the cloth, and Lodovica was set to enter a cloister. Quickly, however, Adhémar moved to wed her to his widower brother, Raimond-Berenguié. Never one to be patient, Adhémar continually urged his brother to consummate the marriage as soon as possible. Two and a half years later, in the summer of 1022, word came that Lodovica was with Raimond-Berenguié's child. Days before Yuletide, a healthy baby boy, Boson, was born.

Shortly after Boson's birth, however, Princess Lodovica - taking a carriage to Narbonne for a spring trip - was killed when highwaymen ambushed her carriage. In public, Adhémar mourned the Princess's passing, but pernicious rumours persisted that the throne had masterminded her demise, and some came to speak of the king as a murderer. Dismissing these rumours as sheer nonsense, Adhemar set to watching with great interest the return of the Lombards to the Italian throne, even as he put artisans to work in Urgell, constructing a grand new basilica.

In Italy, the Lombard usurper - Atto of the Paldolings - found himself at war with Adhémar's kinsman, Duke Andre of Alger, who pressed his claim to the Italian seat. Seeking to wring advantage from the situation before Atto could conclude his war with Andre, Adhémar declared war for the claim of the infant Boson, the child not yet having seen his first year.

In late July of 1024, Adhémar concluded his war for Italy, placing the infant Boson on the throne. This placed Adhémar third in the line of succession, behind his brother and his brother's first son. However, Raimond-Berenguié's first son - of the same name - perished later that year after being lost in the woods on a hiking expedition. His body was found by Duke Pol of Seville, the boy having drowned in a river. Yet soon enough, as Adhémar moved to fight alongside Boson to keep the boy on the throne against two minor rebellions, an assassination attempt was made on Raimond-Berenguié, the prince narrowly avoiding being bitten by a serpent in his chambers. The killer was not found, and no further assassination attempts were made on the Prince that year.

However, one /was/ made on Boson. The boy was found dead in his sleep in September of 1025, barely two years of age. Rumour had it that the lad had been smothered, but no proof was forthcoming. Raimond-Berenguié quickly ascended to the throne, by now consulting his own spies for protection, beginning to suspect his brother of trying to kill him.

His consultation proved useless: While out on campaign against the rebel dukes, Raimond-Berenguié was bitten by a snake, perishing frothing at the mouth and cursing Adhémar's name - though no solid connection was ever made between the serpent and the Aquitanian king. Hastily, Adhémar - his armies in the field nearby - made his way to Pavia, where he was crowned with the Iron Crown of Lombardy as King of Italy. Today, of course, historians generally believe that Adhémar orchestrated the birth and death of his nephew and the subsequent murders of his brother, his other nephew and his sister-in-law, butchering an entire line of his family in a cold-blooded move to place himself on the throne of Italy.

Adhémar, the blood of his brother and nephews not yet dry, quickly put down two rebellions among the Italian nobility, then realized he had more vassals on his hands than he knew what to do with, and three crowns - a realm sure to split upon occasion of his death. Despite Adhémar's administrative challenges, talk rose among the nobles of Europe of the shocking fall of Italy into the hands of Aquitaine. With Andalusia and Italy in hand, some spoke of Adhémar - driver of the Moors from Europe, and the most powerful monarch on the continent - as a revival of Augustus himself.

And indeed, Adhémar journeyed to Rome on Yuletide of 1026. There, in a great ceremony reminiscent of a Roman triumph, Adhémar was crowned Emperor of the Romans by Pope Benedict V. The coronation happened not only in the context of Adhémar's machinations to seize Italy, but also in view of the dire state of the Eastern Roman Empire: Badly weakened, and fallen into the hands of a woman, Simonis II, who was viewed in the west as unsuitable to be sovereign over the Romans, and a heretic besides. The coronation of Adhémar as Emperor fractured relations with the Greeks but created a new Roman successor state in southwestern Europe itself - a state Adhémar and Benedict christened the Holy Roman Empire, reborn by the Grace of God.

As part of the deal, meanwhile, the Papacy was granted a stretch of land in central Italy, forming a new, strengthened Papal State.

As the next two years turned, Adhémar and his queen, Beatrix, were blessed with the births of his sixth and seventh sons - but troubled by news that their firstborn and heir, Adhémar the Younger, had been afflicted by the Great Pox, and wrestled with a deep depression. The young man boarded a ship to try and find himself. Eventually, Adhémar the Younger's illnesses caught up with him, and he perished at 19, leaving his brother Leon as heir apparent.

In the summer of 1029, Adhémar reduced the crown of Andalusia on his coat of arms, decreeing that Andalusia would be henceforth a crownland of Aquitaine. The nobles of Andalusia seethed at the decision but most stayed their hands. Later that year, seeing that King Uways of Leon had been excommunicated and adopted the culture of the hated Bedouins, Adhémar pressed the claim of his kinsman Bermudo, brother of that king, and marched his levies to a thoroughly-beseiged Leon. By 1030, Bermudo sat ensconced in Leon as a vassal of the Empire.

Just a month later, however, a dangerous peasant revolt began to mount in Andalusia. Upwards of ten thousand Muslims massed under the banner of the rebel Abdul and laid siege to La Mancha. By the end of the year, Aquitaine had marched a host to La Mancha to do battle with the revolt, scattering the men to the four winds. Abdul was forced to repent his beliefs at swordpoint, then banished from the Holy Roman Empire.

In 1031, desirous on keeping the crowns of Aquitaine and Italy together, Adhémar moved to increase crown authority in Italy, preparing to declare the law of that land to be primogeniture.

Five peaceful years followed, and Adhémar spent his days focused on good stewardship of the realm. His efforts bore fruit in 1036, when a land-clearing program opened up enough good soil along the coast for the Emperor to found a new port. As the year turned to 1037, and with construction under way, Adhémar finally sent word that the crowns of Aquitaine and Italy would both pass to Leon upon the occasion of his death. Leon was named Adhémar's regent and co-ruler, while the Italian and Lombard nobles grumbled about this state of affairs.


The rest of the story belongs to legend.
 
Since my focus switched come Jade Dragon, might as well wrap this early.


* Adhémar I, or Adhémar the Lionheart
Emperor of the Romans (Dec. 25, 1026 - ???)
King of Aquitaine (Jan. 28, 1011 - ???)
King of Andalusia (Jan. 5, 1019 - ???)
King of Italy (April 7, 1026 - ???)


Adhémar rose to the throne of Aquitaine a different sort of man than his predecessors - generous in some ways, but with a deep cynicism as regards the church and a tendency to scheme and deceive those he saw as enemies. Indeed, one of his first acts as king was to quietly arrange for the death of Count Uc of Farama, with whom he had quarreled all his life. Uc perished that spring after sipping poison wine, with none the wiser.

That summer, Adhémar celebrated the birth of Leon, his second son. While his first son, Adhémar, showed no signs of extraordinary intellect, Leon was born with eyes as bright as his father's.

That fall, word came of shocking news from the Holy Land. Adhémar's uncle, King Aymeric of Jerusalem, had struck down the coast of Arabia from Aqabah, and in a single fell swoop, ejected the Saracens from Mecca and Medina, making that land his. Adhémar quickly called a grand tourney to celebrate his uncle's stunning victory in the name of God.

The first few years of Adhémar's reign were peaceful, though in the fall of 1013 the King was wounded by a boar during a grand hunt he'd called for in Toulouse. As he recovered from his injury, he imprisoned Countess Maria of Saintonge after catching her plotting a murder, then revoked her county, forestalling its passage out of Aquitaine with the expected inheritance of a French duke.

That summer, Adhémar received word of another oddity: The Third Cadaver Synod. The corpse of Pope Martin II was exhumed on the order of his successor, Pope Clement IV, and placed on trial, accused of simony, raping nuns during the Siege of Jerusalem, using the Lateran as a brothel, and of being a monophysite. The corpse was found guilty and anathemized, then beheaded and set on fire, the ashes scattered from the port of Ostia. Adhémar just buried his face in his hands and prayed this wouldn't become a trend.

Tiring of hearing word of Moorish raids on the Way of St. James, Adhémar interceded with Pope Clement IV through 1016, pleading with him to declare a Crusade against the Umayyads of al-Andalus. Hearing no word of reply, Adhémar sent another missive in 1017 - and Clement responded, declaring the Second Crusade to sweep the Moors from Iberia. Immediately, Adhémar mustered the armies of Aquitaine to war.

As the spring of 1018 wound onward, Adhémar's host crushed an army of more than 20,000 Moors outside the gates of Albarracin after storming those cities. Bolstered by Papal mercenaries and hired swords under Adhémar's own pay, Aquitaine's men won a pitched battle there, then pursued the Moors to Tarragona, routing their host beneath the walls of that city in the southernmost of Aquitaine's holdings. Pursuing the main Moorish host through the Ebro Valley, Adhémar's men scattered them to the four winds, indiscriminately storming keep after keep. In the space of a year, the Moorish host had been obliterated and much of their northernmost march seized, with Papal, Leonese and Templar armies besieging many key cities along the southern coast. Seeing his realm laid prostrate at Christendom's feet, the Emir Sa'adaddin waved the white flag.

As the new year dawned, Pope Clement IV crowned Adhémar the rightful King of Andalusia. With a vast realm to oversee, much of it Muslim, Adhémar turned to native Andalusians to administer much of the actual land, drawing men from the Mozarabic community. But only so many Mozarabs could be found, and Adhémar found himself eventually turning to Occitans and even a few Muslims to administer these lands. Even an Avar adventurer, Barjik Yantsukh, was named a Count, given rule in Alcantara, and another Avar granted holdings in the Algarve. The most important lord in the newly-conquered lands was Pol of Marsan, Duke of Cordoba and Seville; a chaste man of scholarly bent, he was granted the title with the understanding that, upon his death, the lands would return to Adhémar's hands, to be granted to one of his sons.

With Andalusia under Aquitanian control, Aquitaine stood at the height of its power to date, and Adhémar turned to considering whether it might be possible to bring Italy under his control. But no ties to the Italian crown ran in his family, and the Pope refused to grant him a claim. Adhémar's sole option was to turn to skullduggery.

Adhémar invited Prince Robert of Holland to his court, the young man set to inherit nothing and wed to Princess Lodovica of Italy. His scheme to kill Robert proved unnecessary, however; the Prince was in line to become Bishop of Rosebeke, and with the preceding bishop dying of an infected wound in early 1020, Robert rose to the cloth, and Lodovica was set to enter a cloister. Quickly, however, Adhémar moved to wed her to his widower brother, Raimond-Berenguié. Never one to be patient, Adhémar continually urged his brother to consummate the marriage as soon as possible. Two and a half years later, in the summer of 1022, word came that Lodovica was with Raimond-Berenguié's child. Days before Yuletide, a healthy baby boy, Boson, was born.

Shortly after Boson's birth, however, Princess Lodovica - taking a carriage to Narbonne for a spring trip - was killed when highwaymen ambushed her carriage. In public, Adhémar mourned the Princess's passing, but pernicious rumours persisted that the throne had masterminded her demise, and some came to speak of the king as a murderer. Dismissing these rumours as sheer nonsense, Adhemar set to watching with great interest the return of the Lombards to the Italian throne, even as he put artisans to work in Urgell, constructing a grand new basilica.

In Italy, the Lombard usurper - Atto of the Paldolings - found himself at war with Adhémar's kinsman, Duke Andre of Alger, who pressed his claim to the Italian seat. Seeking to wring advantage from the situation before Atto could conclude his war with Andre, Adhémar declared war for the claim of the infant Boson, the child not yet having seen his first year.

In late July of 1024, Adhémar concluded his war for Italy, placing the infant Boson on the throne. This placed Adhémar third in the line of succession, behind his brother and his brother's first son. However, Raimond-Berenguié's first son - of the same name - perished later that year after being lost in the woods on a hiking expedition. His body was found by Duke Pol of Seville, the boy having drowned in a river. Yet soon enough, as Adhémar moved to fight alongside Boson to keep the boy on the throne against two minor rebellions, an assassination attempt was made on Raimond-Berenguié, the prince narrowly avoiding being bitten by a serpent in his chambers. The killer was not found, and no further assassination attempts were made on the Prince that year.

However, one /was/ made on Boson. The boy was found dead in his sleep in September of 1025, barely two years of age. Rumour had it that the lad had been smothered, but no proof was forthcoming. Raimond-Berenguié quickly ascended to the throne, by now consulting his own spies for protection, beginning to suspect his brother of trying to kill him.

His consultation proved useless: While out on campaign against the rebel dukes, Raimond-Berenguié was bitten by a snake, perishing frothing at the mouth and cursing Adhémar's name - though no solid connection was ever made between the serpent and the Aquitanian king. Hastily, Adhémar - his armies in the field nearby - made his way to Pavia, where he was crowned with the Iron Crown of Lombardy as King of Italy. Today, of course, historians generally believe that Adhémar orchestrated the birth and death of his nephew and the subsequent murders of his brother, his other nephew and his sister-in-law, butchering an entire line of his family in a cold-blooded move to place himself on the throne of Italy.

Adhémar, the blood of his brother and nephews not yet dry, quickly put down two rebellions among the Italian nobility, then realized he had more vassals on his hands than he knew what to do with, and three crowns - a realm sure to split upon occasion of his death. Despite Adhémar's administrative challenges, talk rose among the nobles of Europe of the shocking fall of Italy into the hands of Aquitaine. With Andalusia and Italy in hand, some spoke of Adhémar - driver of the Moors from Europe, and the most powerful monarch on the continent - as a revival of Augustus himself.

And indeed, Adhémar journeyed to Rome on Yuletide of 1026. There, in a great ceremony reminiscent of a Roman triumph, Adhémar was crowned Emperor of the Romans by Pope Benedict V. The coronation happened not only in the context of Adhémar's machinations to seize Italy, but also in view of the dire state of the Eastern Roman Empire: Badly weakened, and fallen into the hands of a woman, Simonis II, who was viewed in the west as unsuitable to be sovereign over the Romans, and a heretic besides. The coronation of Adhémar as Emperor fractured relations with the Greeks but created a new Roman successor state in southwestern Europe itself - a state Adhémar and Benedict christened the Holy Roman Empire, reborn by the Grace of God.

As part of the deal, meanwhile, the Papacy was granted a stretch of land in central Italy, forming a new, strengthened Papal State.

As the next two years turned, Adhémar and his queen, Beatrix, were blessed with the births of his sixth and seventh sons - but troubled by news that their firstborn and heir, Adhémar the Younger, had been afflicted by the Great Pox, and wrestled with a deep depression. The young man boarded a ship to try and find himself. Eventually, Adhémar the Younger's illnesses caught up with him, and he perished at 19, leaving his brother Leon as heir apparent.

In the summer of 1029, Adhémar reduced the crown of Andalusia on his coat of arms, decreeing that Andalusia would be henceforth a crownland of Aquitaine. The nobles of Andalusia seethed at the decision but most stayed their hands. Later that year, seeing that King Uways of Leon had been excommunicated and adopted the culture of the hated Bedouins, Adhémar pressed the claim of his kinsman Bermudo, brother of that king, and marched his levies to a thoroughly-beseiged Leon. By 1030, Bermudo sat ensconced in Leon as a vassal of the Empire.

Just a month later, however, a dangerous peasant revolt began to mount in Andalusia. Upwards of ten thousand Muslims massed under the banner of the rebel Abdul and laid siege to La Mancha. By the end of the year, Aquitaine had marched a host to La Mancha to do battle with the revolt, scattering the men to the four winds. Abdul was forced to repent his beliefs at swordpoint, then banished from the Holy Roman Empire.

In 1031, desirous on keeping the crowns of Aquitaine and Italy together, Adhémar moved to increase crown authority in Italy, preparing to declare the law of that land to be primogeniture.

Five peaceful years followed, and Adhémar spent his days focused on good stewardship of the realm. His efforts bore fruit in 1036, when a land-clearing program opened up enough good soil along the coast for the Emperor to found a new port. As the year turned to 1037, and with construction under way, Adhémar finally sent word that the crowns of Aquitaine and Italy would both pass to Leon upon the occasion of his death. Leon was named Adhémar's regent and co-ruler, while the Italian and Lombard nobles grumbled about this state of affairs.


The rest of the story belongs to legend.
That was an amazing series of snippits, would love for more of a JD game from you!
 
That was an amazing series of snippits, would love for more of a JD game from you!
I wish I'd done them for the JD game I'm doing. I'm the Khanate of Fergana, a feudal Uyghur khanate of Manicheans centred in the Fergana Valley.

Kozel the Wolf had quite a life, what with being raised by wolves, marrying a Chinese princess, breaking the back of the Tibetan Empire, bringing civilization to Zhetysu and the Syr Darya, warring in Kashmir, capturing Samarkand from the Caliph and restoring respectability and land to the Manichean faith, all while living to almost 80.
 
Larger is an important word, there's been a size limit on the workshop, and not every mod works well chopped up into small enough parts to pass under it.
 
Continuing my Zoroastrian game and...
  • We have a Reformed Germanic Pagan House of Wessex as vassals of Catholic Hvitserks in England.
  • A Muslim Welf ruling 4 duchies in France. I think the Plague had something to do with this.
  • Suomesko Rurikids.
  • The King of Asturias converted to Jainism. He didn't last long.
  • The Chinese seem awfully preoccupied with India.
 
My own Zoroastrian game has gotten nutty.

I managed to create the Persian Empire with Vandal Karen's eldest son Maziar in his mid-sixties and made him the Saoshyant, but half the wars of expansion weren't done by me personally, they were done by my vassals, and it helped that the Sunni Caliphate REALLY fell apart, half the time me and my vassals were attacking regions in rebellion against the Caliphs (who had a tendency to die 'suspicious deaths' due to what I assume were rivals).

The tough nut to crack were the lands to my east that bordered India, but I managed to pull it together enough to make Maiziar the Saoshyant just in time for him to snuff it.

The first Sunni Jihad came within three decades of this, but by then the Caliphate was a shattered rump state and the Muslim world was riddled with heretic rulers and Shia rulers, most of which were bits and bobs of land.

The big power is an independent Egypt that was busy gobbling up Africa.

I managed to defeat the Jihad in a few years since the Muslims were, again, too busy fighting each other to dogpile me.

The downside to all of this is that I've got a LOT of powerful vassals, three of which have proclaimed themselves Shahs in their own right, thank Ahura Mazda that they still have Gavelkind and a lot of children and siblings, I'm expecting breakups soon enough.


As for Europe, I look at it and see chaos as the Karlings have mostly died out and as 'new' ethnic groups like the French and the Dutch have broken out of the Karling grip and formed new nations, the borders are weird though. The Asturias have been completely destroyed by the Umayyads, but surprise-surprise they have multiple revolts going on now, and it looks like Aquitaine-Burgundy is invading the crap out of them.

England has been formed but with a Cathar Viking dynasty ruling over a mix of Catholics and pagans. I don't expect this to last long.

Lithuania exists and it's HUGE, still pagan but I don't know how long that will last.

Khazaria to my north has fallen to pieces, but most of the 'pieces' are still Jewish.


China is mostly occupied by trying to bring the region of Tibet and the fringes of India to heel, and has just gotten over a major famine, I sent aid to get brownie points to get a nice artifact and a Chinese bride for my grandson. Not sure how to get my dynasty in control of China though, I'll have to experiment.

And for some reason southern India is completely controlled by a Jain dynasty that is slowly expanding northward.
 
My own Zoroastrian game has gotten nutty.

I managed to create the Persian Empire with Vandal Karen's eldest son Maziar in his mid-sixties and made him the Saoshyant, but half the wars of expansion weren't done by me personally, they were done by my vassals, and it helped that the Sunni Caliphate REALLY fell apart, half the time me and my vassals were attacking regions in rebellion against the Caliphs (who had a tendency to die 'suspicious deaths' due to what I assume were rivals).

The tough nut to crack were the lands to my east that bordered India, but I managed to pull it together enough to make Maiziar the Saoshyant just in time for him to snuff it.

The first Sunni Jihad came within three decades of this, but by then the Caliphate was a shattered rump state and the Muslim world was riddled with heretic rulers and Shia rulers, most of which were bits and bobs of land.

The Caliphate held together better in my game (they incorporated Egypt and stretched all the way to Tunis), we traded holy wars for ages and I didn't really break its back until I took Iraq in a Great Invasion around the millenium. After that I swatted away a few jihads relatively easily. In the meantime I'd run around the Steppe and Central Asia and formed a custom empire.

The big surprise was the Indian Pratiharas, who were able to briefly conquer the entire northern coastline of the Persian Gulf. For a while there was a three way parity between them, me, and the Caliphate.

In more recent times my vassals and the Byzzies have blobbed all over the Steppe. It's only the Kirghiz at the northermost edge of the map and the Khazars in their heartland who are keeping the nomadic government type alive.
 
Currently playing as Wessex starting from the Charlemagne bookmark. Managed to form England, and almost got my hands on Wales. But them borders tho! the ai is doing well for itself!

Umayyads formed the empire of Hispania, Normally this would be kinda shitty, but somehow the Karlings kept their stuff together. Middle Francia stronk! unfortunately he didn't create the empire of Francia so on succestion it will revert to the normal bordergore we are used too. Denmark and Sweden are both stable,Catholic realms and Ulster has united Ireland but it didn't form the kingdom yet so maybe if I use the new force vassalisation CB, I can have it was mine and be well on my way to form Britannia.

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