Cobain Continues: A Kurt Cobain Survives Collaborative Timeline

June 19th, 2016: At the next show during the Stronger Together tour, Frances is seen wearing an eyepatch on her left eye, due to the injury she sustained during the previous performance. Her doctor informs her that her vision has been partially damaged and she will need to use corrective lenses for the rest of her life.
 
June 20, 2016-Cobain writes a heated message through the Nirvana website, attacking the so-called "Bernie Bros" for attacking his daughter. "I get it. You're upset your guy didn't win the nomination. But this is no fucking way to behave. My daughter has eye damage that will never be fixed, and all because you acted like fucking spoiled brats. This kind of behavior will ensure that Ted Cruz wins the presidency."
 
June 23rd, 2016: At another show during the Stronger Together Tour, Frances is seen without her eye-patch for the first time since the incident and a noticeable bruise is present at the site of the injury. She still performs as if nothing happened and refuses to respond to questions regarding the incident.
 
June 25, 2016-Republican nominee Ted Cruz is asked a question about Frances' injury and her tour. "All I can say is that it's a shame what happened to her. No one deserves that, not even someone I disagree so vehemently with." Bernie Sanders completely skirts around the issue in his own interview, while Hillary Clinton offers an olive branch of sorts to Bernie supporters, asking for their help and reminding them of what happened in 2000.
 
June 27th, 2016: Frances announces that the remainder of the tour is going to be temporarily postponed and moved up to a slightly later date due to a laser eye surgery treatment she will be undergoing to regain most of her vision.
 
June 30, 2016-Frances is released from the hospital a day after the surgery, and returns home to recuperate for the next two weeks before picking up the tour again.
 
March 3, 2004-By now, Ron Paul's lead is insurmountable, and President Bush is forced to concede defeat. He officially makes a statement announcing dropping out of the election in his address to the nation. His demeanor is quite subdued, but calm. In addition, he announces that the FCC is considering a decommissioning process, expecting to be gone by next year after doing some routine housekeeping.
 
February 28, 2004-In his first address in his short tenure as President, Dick Cheney angrily denounces the state of affairs that has led to this moment. There is no semblance of asking for unity, even from his own party. The address is heavily criticized from all corners.
 
February 29, 2004: Four gigabytes of child pornography are found on Rush Limbaugh's computer. Limbaugh is arrested.

March 1, 2004: Dick Cheney is arrested after 200 women come forward with allegations that he sexually assaulted him.

March 2, 2004: Mortified by the crimes of Limbaugh and Cheney, the Republican Party announces its dissolution.

March 3, 2004: Ted Nugent is killed in a drunk-driving accident, having been drowning his sorrows over the death of the GOP.
 
(This is the only post that can take place in this year at this point. If anyone can give me a good reason to include more posts in this year, you may do so.)

February 20th, 2042: On Kurt Cobain's 75th birthday, a statue of him is unveiled in Seattle. Cobain is present at the unveiling with his wife, his daughter, his son and his grandchildren. The plaque on the statue reads: "To the man who saved not only rock and roll, but also our very country as we know it...all in all is all we are."
 
March 25, 2004-Under Ron Paul's leadership, the remains of the Republican Party search to rebrand itself. To fill the void in the two-party system, Paul forms the Liberty Party, incorporating the best elements of both the Republican Party and various third parties. Al Gore makes a statement. "Today is the beginning of a new era in American politics. We are witnessing a new paradigm shift, the likes of which we haven't seen since the Southern Strategy."
 
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