Lab notebook number: 15
Assignee: Robert Heinlein
Title: Research Engineer
General Chrononautics, Inc.
THIS BOOK IS NOT TO BE REMOVED FROM
GENERAL CHRONONAUTICS PREMISES
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PAGE 172 DATE: Tue. Mar. 3, 1959
9:19 am Started work late because I slept in. When I got to my desk, the phone was ringing, but I didn't quite get there on time.
9:30 Reviewing anomalous data from yesterday
The experiment was to use a new CHRONAR device that detects the location of objects in the near past similarly to how SONAR detects objects in the present. We sent a CHRONAR signal into a room that containing only a cube, but the returned signal looked more like the superposition of our cube with a 100 cm sphere. Tracing through the more distant past, I can identify that there was a phase shift at 2:35 pm on Friday which was when Richard Feynman melted the beach ball that I wanted to use for the test.
My conclusions are
- The two signals are from two different timelines, that branched off at the “linchpin” time of 2:35 pm on Friday.
- Multiple timelines exist, branch out, and re-converge.
- That is another way of saying it is possible to CHANGE THE PAST.
The Goedel Self-Consistency Principle says that time travel can only lead to stable loops, and it is completely wrong. Kurt Goedel never observed this, because there are only certain points in the timeline that can be directly changed. One little experiment topples all his circular reasoning.
11:30 am Sales presentation to Einstein Industries
12:30 pm More experimentation
Since Einstein Industries turned down our offer and canceled all afternoon meetings, I have time to resume experiments. I modified the CHRONAR to work as a temporal mapper, showing which events in the past are related to which other events. I see that my life has linchpins at 8:00 and 11:40 this morning. These linchpins also have ripple effects at 9:19am, 3:33pm, and 4:20pm. These are events that can be changed by an object sent back in time.
To further my experiments, I checked out a small temporal displacement unit with a capacitance of 200 kilowebers per volt. This is enough to send an item back 55 hours into the past. I believe I can wire up a new device that can patch up any paradoxes that arise.
3:15 pm Daily team meeting
I'm facing some criticism for my presentation even though I communicated our scientific lead very effectively. I know I chose extreme language when saying that Kurt Goedel is a “short-sighted hack who single-handedly set back time travel research based on shoestring evidence”. I had no way of knowing that Goedel works at Einstein Industries now or that he was in the audience. And Campbell had the nerve to fire me! That's it, I'm getting out of here, and I'm taking my WORLD CHANGING RESEARCH WITH ME!
I certify that all the above is correct to the best of my ability:
Bob Heinlein, FREE MAN, 3/3/59 3:33 pm
I certify that I have reviewed my employee's work and found it correct:
Bob Heinlein, MY OWN BOSS, 3/3/59 3:33 pm
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PAGE 173 DATE: Thu. Mar. 5, 1959
DEAR PAST SELF,
I believe 100% that you are right that it is possible to change the past at specific linchpin events. That's why I'm sending this to you. You see, I am writing this to you from the future. On March 3, Campbell fired me, so I stormed off early, and I broke both legs in a car accident. It's very important that you listen to my instructions, in order to keep your job and to avoid the accident.
I'm sending this to your bedroom at 8 am, because you forgot to set your alarm last night. The chronic boom should be loud enough to wake you up. Get to work early. You know that Campbell is a stubborn stick in the mud, and he will not let you live it down if you are late for work.
The most important thing, during your presentation today, be very delicate on the topics the Goedel Self-Consistency Principle. Kurt Goedel will be there, and he is a sensitive little flower about those things.
You'll find this notebook next to a device you don't recognize. That is a chrono-patcher, and it can be used to repair paradoxes. I configured it to patch events at 3:33 pm (when I was fired) and 4:20 pm (when I crashed my car).
With deepest love
FUTURE BOB
I certify that all the above is correct to the best of my ability:
Bob Heinlein, 3/5/59 3:15 pm
I certify that I have reviewed my employee's work and found it correct:
Bob Heinlein, 3/3/59 8:05 am
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PAGE 174 DATE: Tue. Mar. 3, 1959, again apparently
8:00 am I woke to the sound of a chronic boom, and this lab notebook appeared by my bed. I'm not used to hearing that at home, but this job does come with occasional surprises.
8:29 am Arrive at the office and settle in. Seeing another copy of this lab notebook on my desk gives me evidence that this one is really from the future.
9:19 am Phone call from National Time Travel Administration.
Harland Sanders says he was confused about safety protocol for the device we sold him. I told him it is often safe to meet one's future self. It is not safe to power a temporal vehicle with a lightning rod. He was disappointed he had to cancel his plans. I cheerfully repeated the safety rhymes for him. Campbell congratulated me for my excellent attention to General Sanders. I wonder if this was the patch hinted at by my future self.
9:45 to 11:00 Wrote new notes for my presentation, and made new transparencies for my presentation. I expunged all material remotely critical of Goedel's Self-Consistency Principle. I started the chrono-patcher right before joining the meeting with Einstein Industries.
Arrived at the Einstein Industries meeting in time to tell Dr. Goedel that I am the biggest admirer of his foundational work in the chronodynamic theory.
11:30 Sales presentation to Einstein Industries.
1:00 pm Negotiation with Einstein Industries
They loved my presentation, and they are absolutely ignorant of how little money it costs us to build our equipment. I didn't know numbers could have so many zeros!
3:15 pm Daily team meeting
First thing's first, scheduling a time for the team to get cake and ice cream. Friday noon is the best.
Everyone did a great job today, from the Einstein Industries pitch to the unexpected service call from NTTA.
A new European market department will be made. The new director will be Bob. Hey, that's me! Campbell says I'll have to work longer hours from now on.
4:20 pm to 8:00 pm Staying late to produce strategy reports. Summarized here:
Mass production of the CHRONAR is a priority, and temporal mapping is the next item for productization. With some modifications, it might be possible to use this technology to predict a person's date of death, since it is just measuring the length of extension along the fourth dimension. The European market is not yet ready for chrono-patchers or other temporal alteration technologies.
Budget: For research material, I will procure 100 cm beach balls by the caseload. I found a way to budget for weekly cake, while still funding all of the proposed staff except Feynman.
I certify that all the above is correct to the best of my ability:
Bob Heinlein, Director of European Markets, 3/3/59 8:15 pm
I certify that I have reviewed my employee's work and found it correct:
John W. Campbell, Vice President of Research, 3/4/59 9:15 am