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Apparently this was found in a Iowa school planner, this is obviously incorrect, however how would history have to change for this to be correct? It looks like the Ottoman Empire survived or perhaps Turkey created their own empire after the Ottoman one fell, or perhaps the Middle East united under the one flag. America might of took the whole of Mexico during the Mexican American War, and Canada may of been won during the American Revolutionary War, or during the War of 1812, or perhaps they sided with Germany during World War One, maybe the CSA won the Civil War and this was the reason why they joined Germany. They also seemed to have brought Greenland from Denmark. No idea what is going on with Australia, looks like Tasmania, Victoria, half of Queensland and South Australia was a French colony, seeing as they have the French flag on their canton, France also still has colonies in Africa, along with Belgium, although Belgium does not have a homeland, perhaps they government fled to Africa during a strange European War [Perhaps Britain and France went to war over Egypt in the 1900s and won or Fredrick III lived longer and Britain and Germany didn't fall apart and France became the enemy of Europe], seems the Netherlands may have that to seeing as they have South Africa but no homeland. And is that a Hungarian colony?! And a Polish One also?! New Guiana is one nation. Brazil may be calling themselves the Empire of Brazil, and their former master Portugal is no more, gobbled up by Spain, perhaps Spain sided with France and so now Portugal is under Spanish control, or perhaps Brazil is Portugal. Also is that a Ukrainian colony in South America? The Qing Dynasty seems to be still in control of China. What is up with India? Were they a French colony? Japan still has Korea, perhaps they were satisfied with just this colony somehow, or is this something to do with China and how is still under the Qing Dynasty? Ireland seems to be united. Can't tell if that is a independent Scotland. IDK. What do you think? How has the World ended up like this?
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French Republic in exile in Africa after the Netherland conquers Europe ?

Time to kill some oranges
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"Protestor against Fascist Netherland "
 

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French Republic in exile in Africa after the Netherland conquers Europe ?

Time to kill some oranges
axOSzWo.jpg

"Protestor against Fascist Netherland "
I thought it was France that took Europe, I see that now that it is the Netherlands.
 
*Russo-Ottoman Empire*

I'm pretty sure that's two separate flags but the red is that same color so it looks like one. Not that it helps this mess...

It is on the verge between pre 1900s and post 1900s.

Look at the mess that is Australia and in South America Gran Columbia is back. I'd say this needs a French Revolution POD at the very least.

The longer I look at this map the more insane it becomes. Like what the hell happened in Argentina? Who thought it was a good idea to bring back the Union of Kalamar? East Germany exists without Prussia but Italy and Poland don't? Texan Congo?
 
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What happened was the developer of the primer indulged in some nepotism by hiring his sister's son fresh out of an Alabama High School. With the poor education he'd received, plus his own lack of scholarship; "I'm a FOOTBALL player! I don't need no stinking education! I'm going PRO!" ('Course that torn Achilles tendon put that to rest.) that's the map the nephew thinks of as being "reality" even though it has absolutely nothing to do with actual reality. No POD, no ASB, no wank, just common stupidity/carelessness/etc.
 
What happened was the developer of the primer indulged in some nepotism by hiring his sister's son fresh out of an Alabama High School. With the poor education he'd received, plus his own lack of scholarship; "I'm a FOOTBALL player! I don't need no stinking education! I'm going PRO!" ('Course that torn Achilles tendon put that to rest.) that's the map the nephew thinks of as being "reality" even though it has absolutely nothing to do with actual reality. No POD, no ASB, no wank, just common stupidity/carelessness/etc.
Buzzkill :p
 

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I thought it was France that took Europe, I see that now that it is the Netherlands.
Wait a minute! That's not the Netherlands, West Europe is a Russian exclave!?
It seems Russia took over the whole of Europe and caused many European governments to flee to their respective colonies and then Germany rose up, or they might of sided with Russia but somehow lost out as they have a tiny amount of land compared to Russia.
 
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samcster94

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Any map that omits Israel in the Muslim world usually leads to Jordan, Syria, or Egypt splitting the Palestinians.
 
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