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Your challenge if you choose to accept it is to create the best worst timeline ever!!!
(N.B: Though its in this forum it doesn't have to be strict pre 1900)

To give you a idea here is my amateurish attempt:

65 million BC: Asteroid misses Earth and dinosaurs survive
334BC: Alexander the great (with added dinosaur cavalry) heads west.
323BC: Alexander dies in Britain. His empire splits amongst his generals.
58BC: Julius Caeser manages to unite the fragments of the Alexandrian empire. The Roman Empire is formed.
120AD: Rather then making a wall Hadrian spends resources on conquering Caledonia and Hybernia.
300AD: Rome has finished conquering Germania by this time.
1492AD: Columbus discovers America for Rome.
1517AD: Martin Luther starts the reformation.
1533AD: Incas beat Rome by learning secret of gunpowder and using flying dinosaurs.
-1650AD: Protestant areas have declared independance from Rome as seperate nations. They have also conquered the non-protestant bits of France.
1776AD: The USA declares independance from the UK
1812AD: The USA conquers Canada
1847D: With US help Ireland declares independance from England.
1865AD: The CSA beats the USA and gains its independance.
1872AD: USA conquers CSA and their Mexican allies.
1878AD: The USA buys the carribean off England and France.
1914-1917AD: WW1 ends early because Rome is so powerful and is fighting for the allies <authors note: actually meaning the entente there.>
1919AD: Russian tsar flees to Alaska as commies take over mainland.
1933AD: Hitler takes over Germany.
1939-1948AD: WW2 lasts longer 'cos WW1 lasted shorter so Germany is less weak and Rome is bad guys this time.
1964AD: WW3 is fought and USA beats the commies by blowing up their missiles before they can be launched.
1969AD: England votes to join the USA
1973AD: Israel conquers Egypt, Jordan and Syria
1989AD: America has a colony of 200 million people on the moon and 100 million on Mars
2001AD: In revenge against al-quaida USA nukes Mekka.
2002AD: France votes to join USA
2007AD: Japan votes to join USA
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