Challenge - Silvio Berlusconi, president of the United States of America

Ok, here's an idea that has been bouncing my head for a while...

The challenge, for those who wish to accept it, is to make Silvio Berlusconi president of the United States by the early 2000's, maybe his parents move to the US, maybe he moves at an early age and something in the legislation gets tweaked to allow foreign born presidents, do what you think it takes.

But with one condition, his life's story might be different (of course), but down inside he has the same attitudes about life, politics and etc and the same "knack" for making scandals as OTL's Berlusconi.

So let's bring "bunga bunga" parties to the White House, ready? Go! :D
 
Wait guys. What about Bill Clinton?

Please...Monica Lewinsky? Silvio will get at least Jennifer Lopez, with some Playmate throw in just for the fun; and when the kenneth star equivalent investigate about it Silvio will proudly admit that and even more.
Now why i have this terrible image of Berlusconi dressed like a pimp exit a pink Air force one with a scantily clad dressed lady on each arm, and later try to seduce the Merkel?
 
Please...Monica Lewinsky? Silvio will get at least Jennifer Lopez, with some Playmate throw in just for the fun; and when the kenneth star equivalent investigate about it Silvio will proudly admit that and even more.
Now why i have this terrible image of Berlusconi dressed like a pimp exit a pink Air force one with a scantily clad dressed lady on each arm, and later try to seduce the Merkel?

How exactly is this different from OTL's Berlusconi?:D:p
 
I think Berlusconi is slime, but watching him demolish Kenneth Starr would be EPIC! I think alt-Berlusconi should bitch out Starr for half an hour, giving a vulgar speech laden with double-entendres, and calling out Starr for his prudery and sexual inadequacy, slamming the religous right for their hypocrisy, and then at the end of the speech resigning and leaving the country.

Thing is though, Berlusconi would probably be a Republican, so he'd produce some rather...interesting political coalitions.
 
I must say this thread has interesting possibilities. Will have to give it some further thought after class tonight. In the mean time....
"Mister Speaker! The President of the United States!"

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Gwax23

Banned
Just have his ancestors immigrate to the US and have him become the first Italian American president. Done. Bunga Bunga here we come
 
I really want to know if Berlusconi really believes that dinosaurs roamed around here 4,000 years ago. That's important, I want to know that, I really do. Because Silvio's gonna have the nuclear code.

(loosely based on Matt Damon)
 
Please...Monica Lewinsky? Silvio will get at least Jennifer Lopez, with some Playmate throw in just for the fun; and when the kenneth star equivalent investigate about it Silvio will proudly admit that and even more.
Now why i have this terrible image of Berlusconi dressed like a pimp exit a pink Air force one with a scantily clad dressed lady on each arm, and later try to seduce the Merkel?

OTLs Berlusconi has already labeled her as

Papi said:
An unfuckable lardarse

Do you really think he'd try it as the POTUS?
 
Oh dear god, Silvio with more power? :eek:

Terrifing isn't it?
But this can be turned in an asset, image the President of Iran, the dictator of North Korea and the other trying to negotiate with him...the though that he can snap in any moment and launch the entire nuclear arsenal against them can be very frightnening.
Think as Silvio in Dirty Harry place: are you feeling lucky punk?
 
OTLs Berlusconi has already labeled her as



Do you really think he'd try it as the POTUS?

Yes, you know she breath so he try and diss her after she kick him in the groin or accept his advance and use him in BDSM night of love with her as a dominatrix
 
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