Challenge: PM David Icke

Maybe if the Queen were to accidently morph herself into a space lizard in front of the TV cameras, it would give Icke some pretty hardcore credibility.

Bonus points if she does it while carrying a briefcase full of opium. (Oops, sorry, that's LaRouche).

Other than that, I'd say it's pretty ASB. Or lizards, in this case.
 
Althooooough...

You could maybe get an Ickean, if not Icke himself, elected into the HoC as an MP. That might be doable, because I know that Ickeans have had some bit of success in getting themselves involved in more mainstream political parties.

In Canada, for example, they've had some affiliation with the Action Canada Party, a conspiracy-minded "anti-globalization" party founded by a former cabinet minister. And I know that at least one former candidate from Action Canada(though maybe not an Ickean himself) ended up running for a provincial conservative party in Alberta.

The thing is, Ickean rhetoric, when it manages to stay away from the space-lizard conspiracy stuff, can sound pretty much just like mainstream populism. I'd imagine there would be some members of the Labour Party or maybe the UKIP who could be duped into nominating an Icke-follower as candidate in their riding, if they didn't delve too closely into his background, and didn't know which dog-whistles to listen for.
 

GarethC

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Either a)WWIII devastates the UK and he rises in true Mad Max style to become the Lord Humongous, Warrior of the Wasteland, Emperor of White City and Prime Minister of the smoking ruin that was once the United Kingdom.

Or b) sloughing off her human disguise, the Reptoid leader announces to the world that the alien conspiracy no longer needs to grant humanity the illusion of freedom, and out of a sense of irony they name Icke the slave-overseer of the former UK.

Doesn't thinking the monarch is an Alien Space Lizard make it hard to lead her government?
 
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