Challenge: Make Hezbollah A Lesbian Muslim Extremist Group!

Subject:
Hezbollah What If
Date:
18 Apr 2001 23:52:54 GMT
From:
srogerscat@cs.com (Steven Rogers)
Organization:
CompuServe (http://www.compuserve.com/)
Newsgroups:
soc.history.what-if


I was listing to NPR All Things Considered a couple of days ago, and the
newsreader made an interesting slip of the tongue: "Today Hezbollah, the
Lesbi-, Lebanese Muslim Extremist group...". This prresented a truly
mind-blowing image. The rest of the sentance is unimportant for the task at
hand.

Can anyone come up with a timeline in which Hezbollah really is a Lesbian
Extremist Muslim group? I admit such a task is beyond my meager powers.
Steve
Yoicks! And Away!

https://www.alternatehistory.com/shwi/Hezbollah WI.txt

Brining this up again, just for fun. :D
 

Leo Caesius

Banned
Well, there was a significant Muslim community on Lesbos (formerly Midilli), which produced the Beylerbeys of Algiers, among other Ottoman luminaries. After 1922 they were expelled and ended up settling on the mainland near Ayvalık ("Quincy").

Now they're famously nationalistic (Ayvalık's mayor is a member of the far-right ultranationalist party). Perhaps an Islamist party arises in response - named, naturally enough, Hizbullah - dedicated to the reclamation of their homeland in the spirit of Barbarossa and the Beylerbeys.
 
Leo, you're using logic and reason again. We're not talking about Lesvians, we're talking about lesbians. :D
 

Hashasheen

Banned
Subject:
Can anyone come up with a timeline in which Hezbollah really is a Lesbian
Extremist Muslim group? I admit such a task is beyond my meager powers.
Steve
Yoicks! And Away!

third thread in two days that includes female muslims Puget, i'm starting to think you're obssessed. Being a supporter of Hezballoh, as well as an Arab and Moslem, i'm gonna have to call this ASB due to the fact that Hezballoh is a conservative Shia group and no conservative groups are women-only, let alone lesbians.
 
third thread in two days that includes female muslims Puget, i'm starting to think you're obssessed. Being a supporter of Hezballoh, as well as an Arab and Moslem, i'm gonna have to call this ASB due to the fact that Hezballoh is a conservative Shia group and no conservative groups are women-only, let alone lesbians.

Actually, I'm very bored, so I'm trying to see how many variations of the same subject I can come up here on this forum... :p

And the group just has to be named Hezbollah, not actually be similar to the OTL group...
 

Hashasheen

Banned
Actually, I'm very bored, so I'm trying to see how many variations of the same subject I can come up here on this forum... :p

And the group just has to be named Hezbollah, not actually be similar to the OTL group...
true, but you will never find a conservative lesbian Moslem, let alone a militant one.
 
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