54 states
2010:
Fox News, fed up with their multiple defeats at the hands of "the Daily Show" and "the Colbert Report", execute the "mother of all hostile takeovers". Wealthy shareholders and Michael Steele discreetly grab a majority of shares in Paramount studios; they use the leverage to gain control of Comedy Central and eliminate three long standing avenues of entertainment and liberal temples: South Park, the Colbert Report, and the Daily Show.
Public outrage burns like nothing seen since the Vietnam War; but the shows won't return.
Although financially secured and with nothing to proved, Trey Parker and Matt Stone resurrect South Park on the web; while Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart take their rightful places in politics; to strike back at the partisan empire. Colbert wins the South Carolina Gubernatorial election after an amazingly massive write-in campaign, while Stewart wins the special Senate election to fill Hillary Clinton's seat, both as Democrats of course.
Stewart and Colbert quickly become the stars of the party; Governor Colbert revitalizing South Carolina's economy and leads a progressive movement for education in the south, while Senator Stewart becomes a major mover and pusher; helping to acheive solid immigration reform, a balanced budget amendment, and a new, efficent space program.
Parker and Stone are on an unrelenting offensive against the right wingers and shredding the taboos through the uncensored internet.
However, near the end of 2014, P&S begin streaming a new viral movement: Colbert & Stewart for President.
Long story short, Senator Jon Stewart and Governor Stephen Colbert are nominated for President and Vice President at 2016 Democratic Convention in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. However, Stewart and Colbert proclaim themselves as "co-presidents", sharing power and responsibilities as constitutionally as possible.
The twisted two win the election with all but two of the 54 states: Arizona and Texas, which go to former Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal and Bob Jones university president Michelle Bachmann.
OF course, there was another significant event that took place that election night; attendants at a run-down retirement home south of Dallas-Fort Worth checked the room of one Karl Rove to find a massive puddle of fatty...goo in his bed.
2010:
Fox News, fed up with their multiple defeats at the hands of "the Daily Show" and "the Colbert Report", execute the "mother of all hostile takeovers". Wealthy shareholders and Michael Steele discreetly grab a majority of shares in Paramount studios; they use the leverage to gain control of Comedy Central and eliminate three long standing avenues of entertainment and liberal temples: South Park, the Colbert Report, and the Daily Show.
Public outrage burns like nothing seen since the Vietnam War; but the shows won't return.
Although financially secured and with nothing to proved, Trey Parker and Matt Stone resurrect South Park on the web; while Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart take their rightful places in politics; to strike back at the partisan empire. Colbert wins the South Carolina Gubernatorial election after an amazingly massive write-in campaign, while Stewart wins the special Senate election to fill Hillary Clinton's seat, both as Democrats of course.
Stewart and Colbert quickly become the stars of the party; Governor Colbert revitalizing South Carolina's economy and leads a progressive movement for education in the south, while Senator Stewart becomes a major mover and pusher; helping to acheive solid immigration reform, a balanced budget amendment, and a new, efficent space program.
Parker and Stone are on an unrelenting offensive against the right wingers and shredding the taboos through the uncensored internet.
However, near the end of 2014, P&S begin streaming a new viral movement: Colbert & Stewart for President.
Long story short, Senator Jon Stewart and Governor Stephen Colbert are nominated for President and Vice President at 2016 Democratic Convention in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. However, Stewart and Colbert proclaim themselves as "co-presidents", sharing power and responsibilities as constitutionally as possible.
The twisted two win the election with all but two of the 54 states: Arizona and Texas, which go to former Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal and Bob Jones university president Michelle Bachmann.
OF course, there was another significant event that took place that election night; attendants at a run-down retirement home south of Dallas-Fort Worth checked the room of one Karl Rove to find a massive puddle of fatty...goo in his bed.
The man whose economic program would cause America to become Greece 2.0 FOR PRESIDENT!!!![]()
Fixed for you.
Finished your correction for you, RB.Fixed for you.Colbert, the man who courageously stood up against Bush while Dubya was making the United States economy the Beta version of the Greek 2010 economy, now runs FOR PRESIDENT!!!![]()