Hastily drawn napkin.
So the airship literally drops the drop tanks onto the aircraft? And while the airship is moving at less then 100kph and the aircraft is moving at hundreds of kph?
Quite honestly I can't tell if you're a masterful troll, completely insane, or profoundly stupid.
There's another possibility though...
Did you draw that on a cocktail napkin? If so, how many cocktails have you had?
To Gridley: If you print out that diagram and post it in the office break room, I'll bet it will go viral throughout Boeing in less than one work day.
To Everyone Else: Save that drawing and, the next time someone brings up the topic the Nazi's war-winning napkinwaffe, post it as a way of explanation.