Cars that run on piss

Strikes me this would be great

Fill up at the septic

Run out of petrol, have a nice refreshing drink then manually fill her up again


Grey Wolf
 
Alayta said:
Is "manually" the correct term? :eek:

Yes, I must agree that doesn't sound quite right. Although I suppose if you're on a long, boring car trip with nothing better to do, it WOULD be convenient if you could just... Hmm, I think I'm going to stop myself here.
 
so what do you get at petrol stations, just a giant septic tank, or a group o f guys that stand around all day drinking lots of water that wait for u to drive up and then they...and what about self serve?

on the vien of alternate fuels, what if you had a car that would run on vodka, which is made from potatoes and wheat and stuff? does (im going to be a bit sterotyping here) Ireland become a leading economic power, as it exports potaoes around the world?

anouther thought for the piss car ocurs: are you going to have tankers of piss from countries rich in piss proding people to those who carnt? leaded/ unleaded? the homeless on the street who try to clean ur windows will just flop it out and offer to fill ur tank up? uh even more discusting
 

Macsporan

Banned
The thought of the world's seaways criss-crossed by enormous piss-tankers fills me with feelings I cannot name.

Is there scope for piracy here? "Ar me hearties. Avast and heave too, you lubbers? Set course for Skull Bay or I'll send your piss-bucket to Davy Jones Locker. There's a million dollars worth of fresh piss aboard and those vermin at Exon aren't getting a drop of it!"

Dare we go further?
 
Id hate to be the guys filling the car up.

What would be a problem would be te QUALITY of the pee (not like how peeish it is, but like how much of a given chemical is in it)
 
WngMasterD said:
Id hate to be the guys filling the car up.

What would be a problem would be te QUALITY of the pee (not like how peeish it is, but like how much of a given chemical is in it)

Quite scarily this is correct, and I was wondering who would come up with it.

For piss cars to work they have to be using the chemicals in it - ammonia would be a bet. But too watery and your piss just won't cut the mustard (so to speak). So the pissers at the refill station would need a cocktail of minerals and goodness in order to piss pure chemicals into the tank

Grey Wolf
 
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