Bush's ranch destroyed by F5 tornado in 2007

My grandpa's hometown in northern Iowa was hit by an F5 in the 60s and it didn't affect his thoughts on the weather
Well, your grandfather was probably quite aware of the fact that his hometown was placed in a tornado-prone region. As my great-grandfather would say, "It isn't finding a rattlesnake that shocks you, it is finding it where you never dreamed you would find one."
 
A dark wizard hijacking a British fighter jet to kill the president of the United States?
It is probably in retaliation for those international witch-hunts
he promoted... But I kinda sympathize with his view... If the british Royals can
promote fox-hunts, why shouldn't american presidents hunt something too?
Besides, the fire afterwards is always a place for comraderie
and an occasion to roast nice snacks... :D
 
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Suppose G W Bush's ranch at Crawford had been destroyed by an F5 tornado in 2007, would his beliefs on global warming change?
Tornados had variants like GR1 and GR4a, they never had an F5
Similarly, Mirages got to F3, but never to F5
I don't think a Northrop Tiger would be likely to hit the ranch.

:):)
 

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Unless Bush is there at the time and happens to be injured or killed, I don't anticipate much more than a brief expression of sympathy from most folks. It's Texas, tornadoes are a fact of life there and I don't think anyone is going to point to global warming.
 
Keep telling yourself that.

Of course there were no calls from Evangies claiming that Katrina was a punishment for homosexuality.

And of course there have been no cries from Fundies over any number of batshit insane non-issues since Obama took office.

Remember, kids--stereotyping Muslim fundamentalists is racist--but stereotyping Christian fundamentalists is A-OK! :rolleyes:
 
Remember, kids--stereotyping Muslim fundamentalists is racist--but stereotyping Christian fundamentalists is A-OK! :rolleyes:

You can't stereotype fundamentalists of any religion, because they're fucked up to begin with. Seriously, we had nutters saying all that about Katrina and whatnot. But this a nation where half the populance doesn't accept basic scientific facts. :rolleyes:
 
I'm a bit miffed now. The RAF isn't the only country to use the Tornado.

Actually, there are about 25 German Luftwaffe Tornados at Holloman AFB at any given time. I imagine a crazy pilot and his WSO diverting from a practice deep penetration mission and unload their bombs on Dubya's ranch :D

All kinds of hilarity would ensue...*coughs*
 
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